Well the best one is this horrible bronze sculpture of a woman's face and hair in profile, in relief, made by the gift-giver.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Alas, I have no alchohol. Instead I keep eating sweets. No sugar high though. My lethargy is too powerful.
I have wine. Much less than I did a few hours ago.
Equal parts vanilla vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Godiva chocolate liqueur...
Headline: Big city folks drink weird stuff.
In other news... Drunken thank-you notes! Gawd, I wish it was me.
"Thank you, you horribly dried up raisin of a human being, for the completely useless piece of crap that will occupy my attic for the next forty years. We are as grateful as the dead."
It's like a cocktail party. Woohoo!
I am drinking, but because I have no brain, the alcohol doesn't seem to be having much effect. I should go to sleep, but the evil sinus monsters hate me.
We used to drink equal parts Baileys, Vodka, and Kailua. It was called a Russian Quaalude. So yummy.
I have the house to myself. One is staying at a friend's house, the other two have gone fishing. I'm enjoying the peace. And drinking.
t injects Single Malt into the brain of Ginger, just to see what happens
Oh yuck Ginger. Drinking is not near as much fun with sinus monsters.
That strikes me as a waste of single malt, Gus. For a disembodied brain, you might as well use grain alcohol.