Conductor! Hold that train going to Hell, please!

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Rep. Baker of Baton Rouge is overheard telling lobbyists: "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

Shrift, I had a dream the other night that you came to my office to fix a nasty computer problem, and I was all excited because I knew you, and I told my co-workers that you could fix *anything*, and then when you showed up I was speechless, because your hair -- which was still long and brown and shiny -- was also masses and masses of big loopy curls.

Which is still making me giggle, just thinking about it.

And holy hell, I'm late. Gotta run.

So what are people doing for the weekend?

I'm headed Santa Cruz to cheer the DH's frisbee team. (Don't tell him, but I'll actually be cheering the fact that it is the end of the season and I'll have to myself on the weekends!)

Rep. Baker of Baton Rouge is overheard telling lobbyists: "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

Ho.Lee.Fuck.

So what are people doing for the weekend?

Tonight: Seething with rage at my stupid monopoly of a worthless cable company. Despite my 6 calls, 3 before the scheduled appointment and 3 after they were late, confirming each time the phone number I should be contacted at, it turns out they called my home number and then cancelled the appointment because I wasn't home. Argh! And then they didn't even bother to apologize for fucking up when I called to complain, just scheduled me a new appointment for tomorrow. If there was anywhere else to go, I'd be doing it right now. (I mean, there's DSL, but the speeds are lower. Plus, I don't want to deal with the hassle of getting a dish for TV.) At least my internet connection has miraculously fixed itself so I'm not sitting around stewing with no net connection. I just want them out here to find out why it's lost connection 3 times in the last two weeks, the most recent time for 2 days, before it happens again.

Saturday: Hopefully get my internet connection looked at and permanently fixed, then going to a friend's Divorce Party. (Long story).

Sunday: Running my D&D game. Also, trying to convince one of my friends to start running a game instead, as I haven't actually been involved in a game I wasn't running for over two years and I'm getting burned out.

Now picturing shrift in kayle's dress from Firefly and making a ribbon bouquet for the bride to be and playing shower games.

Tomorrow: Go to art and wine fair in Mountain View. Swan about drinking and admiring.

What a disgusting person the reverend is! But everyone here thinks that, I'm sure.

Rep. Baker of Baton Rouge is overheard telling lobbyists: "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

God, through a spokeswoman, said "Damn! Knew I should have aimed at Baton Rouge!"

Rep. Baker of Baton Rouge is overheard telling lobbyists: "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did."

Nice. Hope he gets the firepit with extra brimstone.