Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
If you think that, then the hurricanes have already won.
Now who's playing The Blame Game TM
Speaking of, does that make anyone want to filk The Name Game?
Brownie Brownie bo rownie banana fana fo fownie Fee Fie Mo Ownie. Brownie.
Be forewarned, Chertoff's going to be a bitch, and not in the way he should be.
Okay here's the joke:
A man goes on vacation and asks his brother to take care of his cat. A couple days into the vacation the man calls his brother to check in.
"How's my cat doing?"
"Your cat's dead, sorry."
"What???"
"Yeah, I'm sorry, he just died. Nothing I could do."
"You could have at least broken the news to me gently. You know, eased me into it a little bit."
"Eased you into it?"
"Yeah, you know. Start out saying the cat's on the roof. When I call back again tell me the cat fell off the roof but you're taking care of him, trying to nurse him back to health. Then when I call again, you can tell me the cat died and it won't be such a shock."
"Okay, I'm sorry again. Didn't mean to shock you."
"That's alright, I'll deal. So anyway, how's mom?"
"Mom's on the roof."
Ahem, Corwood.
I'm starting to wonder if the reason for the slow FEMA response had to do with Michael Brown's stapler being encased in Jello.
Work took too long to approve putting the company name on the donation drive for the Dream Center. I am going to try to talk them into donating 5 brand new computers from Dell.
I have to say, this Brownie stuff is why I'm petrified about what I put on my resume. That said, I can count Jan 1996 - now as "a decade," right?
Grr. I just found out that I made a stupid mistake at work yesterday (putting something in the wrong place), which is bad enough, but it got interpreted as a bigger stupid mistake (leaving it out entirely).
I get to leave an hour early today. Also, I found out that the downtown Chicago Apple store has iPod Nanos in stock.
What to do... what to do....
What to do... what to do....
Buy me a Nano, evidently.
Can someone tell my father that if "Call me back as SOON as you get a chance -- I need to know when you're in town so I can come visit!" will do, don't leave two messages like "Call me back immediately. On my cell. It's urgent."
Kee-rist.
Speaking of new technology, a backpack that generates power from walking.
I get to leave an hour early today. Also, I found out that the downtown Chicago Apple store has iPod Nanos in stock.
What to do... what to do....
Meet me there and buy me a Nano!