I still care about England and I've never seen it for myself.

Rosencrantz: What a shambles! We're just not getting anywhere! Not even England. And I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: In what?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?

I still care about England and I've never seen it for myself.

Maybe if you had seen it, you wouldn't care.

Oh, and I love philosophy. Just not when it's about proving the existance of God.

No, no, no. Proctologists look at prostates, so that they may prescribe unbelieveably expensive radiation and/or medication treatments, and take a cut thereby. Unlike psychiatry, I bet there isn't much in the way of inherent fascination drawing those particular specialists.

Wait: ita will turn out to be a proctologist in her spare time, and say, "My dad died of anal prolapse, and that is what got me started in medicine, you unfeeling turd!!"

Guess I'm gonna have to go...maybe if I charge enough for fanfic...

Supposably he is answering all your questions now, although I am at work and can't look over his shoulder. By the end of this you will all be theists.

That is a joke.

No, no, no. Proctologists look at prostates,

Oh.

I hope I haven't offended any proctologists.

Urology is good for those who suffer from urologic diseases, e.g. If your peter is a-burnin' I bet you're glad of the existence of urology.

Yes, this was rather my point.

This is like the joke about the elephant twins conjoined at the trunk, right? When one sneezes, the other one's head gets blown up real big?

I've heard it as a spherical cow. When asked to describe a cow the ecologist explains the cow's function in the ecosystem, the biologist talks about the organs of the cow and how they function together, the engineer describes how the cow's digestive tract works like valves and vats, the phyicist assumes the cow is a sphere.

By the end of this you will all be theists.

Or possibly proctologists.