Urology is good for those who suffer from urologic diseases, e.g. If your peter is a-burnin' I bet you're glad of the existence of urology. Also, if you're a urologist, probably you make scads and scads of money treating burning peters.
In physics, one common problem starts out "assume a spherical horse".
This is like the joke about the elephant twins conjoined at the trunk, right? When one sneezes, the other one's head gets blown up real big?
I'm just a skeptible person. I prefer to be wooed by arguments, rather than bulldozed by them.
I say that the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is proved in my book, _The Existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster_.
Although I suppose my case is hurt somewhat by the fact that I have not (yet) written such a book....
Maybe you have and maybe you haven't. I call it at 50-50.
Not about everything...just, I guess I don't feel that I will be tapped on the shoulder, spiritually, any time soon.
I still care about England and I've never seen it for myself.
Witnessing a resurrection would be a privilege, I think, though.
Proctology is the specialization that amazes me.
"Hmmm, let's see, what do I want to look at every day for my entire professional career..."
I think it's a rather noble profession.
"I look at assholes, so others don't have to."
I am in my new office! Working my butt off, but enjoying it.
I miss y'all though
In physics, one common problem starts out "assume a spherical horse" .
I always heard it with a spherical cow. Maybe because cows are funnier than horses.
(Actually, it reminds me of an economics joke I heard in college. In microeconomics class. It goes thusly:
An engineer, a chemist, and an economist are trapped on a desert island. One day, a trunk full of canned goods washes up on shore, and they each try to figure out a way to get the cans open.
The engineer designs a catapult system involving palm trees in order to physically break the cans open.
The chemist works with coconut juice and sand to devise a solution that will eat through the tops of the cans.
The economist says "Okay, first assume we have a can opener...")
I still care about England and I've never seen it for myself.
Rosencrantz: What a shambles! We're just not getting anywhere! Not even England. And I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: In what?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?
I still care about England and I've never seen it for myself.
Maybe if you
had
seen it, you wouldn't care.
Oh, and I love philosophy. Just not when it's about proving the existance of God.
No, no, no. Proctologists look at prostates, so that they may prescribe unbelieveably expensive radiation and/or medication treatments, and take a cut thereby. Unlike psychiatry, I bet there isn't much in the way of inherent fascination drawing those particular specialists.
Wait: ita will turn out to be a proctologist in her spare time, and say, "My dad died of anal prolapse, and that is what got me started in medicine, you unfeeling turd!!"
