Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Sep 09, 2005 7:37:43 am PDT #5770 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy Birthday, Nutty!

{{-t and family}}

Have a great trip, ita!

In meandmycat news, this morning I learned that I shouldn't take the lid off the new kitty litter container before scooping out the litter box, because the cat will turn the fresh litter bucket into her new litter box. Having to scoop out the new litter bucket as well as the regular box was a pain in the ass, and I'm just hoping I got all of the clump. Grrr--I only turned my back on the bucket for a minute, I swear!

In FEMA revelation, Michael Brown fudged his resume:

BROWN CLAIM: Worked for the city of Edmond, OK from 1975 to 1978 “overseeing the emergence services division.”

FACT: Brown was actually an assistant to the city manager, says Edmond officials. “The assistant is more like an intern. Department heads did not report to him.” (One former city manager is kinder, allowing, “He was always on time. He always had on a suit and a starched white shirt.)

BROWN CLAIM: Director of the Oklahoma Christian Home nursing facility from 1983 to present.

FACT: The nursing home’s administrator told Time Magazine Brown was “not a person that anyone here is familiar with.”

BROWN CLAIM: “Outstanding Political Science Professor, Central State University”

FACT: According to a director of University Relations at the school, Brown “wasn’t a professor here, he was only a student here.”


Jesse - Sep 09, 2005 7:37:51 am PDT #5771 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good lord, Sophia. That's completely jackass. It seems like what would make sense is all students get paid X per hour. If they can get workstudy students, they can get three. If not, they can get one. I mean, right?


Jesse - Sep 09, 2005 7:39:17 am PDT #5772 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just saw a job listing for what might be my dream job. But I really couldn't have a full-time job now. Hmm. I may just apply anyway.


Lee - Sep 09, 2005 7:40:12 am PDT #5773 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I accidentally took a stretch limo to work today.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2005 7:40:57 am PDT #5774 of 10002

Called the wrong cab company?


Calli - Sep 09, 2005 7:41:01 am PDT #5775 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I accidentally took a stretch limo to work today.

I accidentally spilled half a cup of soup on myself yesterday. I want Perkins' accidents, damn it!


Jesse - Sep 09, 2005 7:41:02 am PDT #5776 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You win.


Sue - Sep 09, 2005 7:41:27 am PDT #5777 of 10002
hip deep in pie

In meandmycat news, this morning I learned that I shouldn't take the lid off the new kitty litter container before scooping out the litter box, because the cat will turn the fresh litter bucket into her new litter box.

That's why I keep a piece of wood on my box o'clean litter.


Sue - Sep 09, 2005 7:42:04 am PDT #5778 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I accidentally took a stretch limo to work today.

That's a neat trick.


Kate P. - Sep 09, 2005 7:44:18 am PDT #5779 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I just got the sweetest email from the guy I met at my cousin's wedding this past weekend. Total ego boost. Yay!