It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Sep 08, 2005 5:22:14 pm PDT #5669 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy trails, ita! May you have many fun adventures and wonderful stories to tell us!


sarameg - Sep 08, 2005 5:22:16 pm PDT #5670 of 10002

Maybe you can send me something about what you do/want to do, and I can look at classifieds while I procrastinate.

Careful what you offer. I've been joking to former officemate he should send me leads he isn't as interested in. And I'm only halfjoking (and he knows it.)


Jesse - Sep 08, 2005 5:24:18 pm PDT #5671 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No, I'm serious. There's no better procrastination than something that's actually useful for someone else.


Zenkitty - Sep 08, 2005 5:26:35 pm PDT #5672 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

ita, take many pictures of Africa for us! And if you get psychotic on the plane, be sure to take pictures of that too.


Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2005 5:34:07 pm PDT #5673 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Be very very very very very very HAPPPY, ita.

In Africa.


Lee - Sep 08, 2005 5:37:14 pm PDT #5674 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And if you get psychotic on the plane, be sure to take pictures of that too.

Yes, this.

Also, this

be very very very very very very HAPPPY, ita.


billytea - Sep 08, 2005 5:45:46 pm PDT #5675 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ita! You're off to Kenya, right? Have fun!

What, serious? Jealous now. Um. Have fun in Africa. Try not to get bitten by stuff.


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2005 5:48:28 pm PDT #5676 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did a whole bunch of packing!

I could probably have stood to pay a little more attention, but the bit where I eliminated everything that meant I'd have to take a white bra -- genius. Then I put in just about all of my swimsuits. So it was kind of a tradeoff.

Camera bag's packed, meds are packed, toiletries are packed save what I need to buy tomorrow, clothes are packed, shoes are packed save some rearranging that's going to have to be done last minute, power adapters are packed.

No socks yet, or books, or sketch pad, and the transfer of my normal purse into the carry-on bag is obviously yet unachieved.

I need to nap.

I'm not going to bother cutting or bleaching my hair. It's just ... like work. I need to nap.

Great. My SLR batteries are dead. And I have one spare. Must make a note.

Try not to get bitten by stuff.

I will heed both this advice, and the example set by those before me.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2005 5:56:50 pm PDT #5677 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

ita! You're off to Kenya, right?

Please tell me I'm not the only one with the Kenya song in my head (though slightly edited):

Where can you see ita?
Only in Kenya!
Come to Kenya;
we've got ita!

Forget Norway!


Lee - Sep 08, 2005 5:59:57 pm PDT #5678 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not any more....

Hey, I am behind in Bitches, Steph. I hope your uncle is okay.