It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Sep 07, 2005 12:34:44 pm PDT #5332 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

libkitty, I'm gonna go ahead and take the clothes to this place, which needs clothes for Katrina survivors right now. I've already got 3 bags of Grabien clothes, a nurse here has 2 more bags in her car, and various folks have promised a total of another half dozen or so bags of clothes in the next couple of days. My apartment building has two tiny storage rooms that are already nearly full; I can't hang onto the clothes for too long or my neighbors will keel me ded.

But my dad's business is also collecting clothing and they can ship anywhere, so if you can get the San Antonio address for me I can pass it on to my dad and he can get his stuff on its way ASAP. Thanks!


aurelia - Sep 07, 2005 12:35:07 pm PDT #5333 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've been looking for ways to donate to the evacuees who started arriving in Chicago last night. I've only found info on cash donations, so I'm about to trek out to Trinity Lutheran in Rosell. They're packing a semi full of stuff to take to Mississippi.

Re: 'roids

an old Weekend Update routine from "Saturday Night Live"

CHEVY: And now with an editorial comments on a recent story is Weekend Update viewer, Miss Emily Litella.

GILDA: What's all this fuss about baseball players on 'roids? Since when is that news? Ballplayers have been on 'roids for years. Why, I remember that adorable George Brett when he was on 'roids. And it enhanced his performance. He almost hit .400 that year. And then the way he attacked the umpires over that pine tar incident? That had to be a case of 'roid rage. And I wouldn't be ...

CHEVY: Miss Litella?

GILDA: Yes?

CHEVY: That was hemorrhoids George Brett suffered from. The controversy is over anabolic steroids. Not hemorrhoids. Steroids.

GILDA: Oh. Well that's very different.

CHEVY: Yes, it is.

GILDA: Never mind.


Wolfram - Sep 07, 2005 12:36:45 pm PDT #5334 of 10002
Visilurking

LeN, I'm not saying that FEMA had the best intentions, but telling reporters they won't take them on rescue missions because they need the room on the boat does make sense. And asking the media not to take pictures of the dead is not the same thing as a ban or censorship. The media can get their own helicopters, boats, whatever and snap all the pictures they want.


Kathy A - Sep 07, 2005 12:40:43 pm PDT #5335 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A heads up on what's coming up in the next two weeks on The Daily Show (from TWoP):

Upcoming guests: We 9/7: Samuel L. Jackson
Th 9/8: Brian Williams
Mo 9/12: Chris Mooney
Tu 9/13: Kurt Vonnegut
We 9/14: Special evolution guest panel
Th 9/15: Gwyneth Paltrow

And all next week:

"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" presents "Evolution Schmevolution: A Daily Show Special Report" airing nightly from September 12-15 at 11:00 p.m.

NEW YORK, September 7, 2005 -- Science vs. Religion. Evolution vs. Creation. It is an age-old battle whose time has come. "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" will gather together all the experts (or at least those who will talk to them), travel to the places that matter in the debate (basic cable budget permitting) and ultimately settle the controversy once and for all. "Evolution Schmevolution: A Daily Show Special Report" will premiere on Monday, September 12 and air nightly at 11:00 p.m. through September 15.

For one full week, "The Daily Show" goes in-depth, around, through and quite possibly under, one of the hottest hot-button issues facing our nation: evolution. It's the accepted theory on the origin of life by an overwhelming majority of the world's biologists, but maybe they're all wrong. What’s so great about the scientific method anyway?

"Evolution Schmevolution" will explore: What other theories are out there? Who's on the frontlines of this debate? Should your child's curriculum really be decided by experts in their respective fields?


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 12:41:49 pm PDT #5336 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The media can get their own helicopters, boats, whatever and snap all the pictures they want.

Are reporters allowed to go in by themselves to shoot pictures?


Dana - Sep 07, 2005 12:41:56 pm PDT #5337 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I deeply hope that Samuel L. Jackson talks about his upcoming project "Snakes on a Plane."


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 12:44:22 pm PDT #5338 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Evolution Schmevolution" will explore: What other theories are out there? Who's on the frontlines of this debate?

Could it be? That finally, after all these years weeks, a television "news" program will acknowledge Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?


le nubian - Sep 07, 2005 12:47:08 pm PDT #5339 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Wolfram, after FEMA has cut telephone lines, I am not giving them the benefit of the doubt.


Kathy A - Sep 07, 2005 12:50:37 pm PDT #5340 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From TPMcafe:

While watching the MSNBC program, CONNECTED, COAST TO COAST with Ron Reagan, a man from the Evergreen Foundation was on air spinning the myth that the President had to "beg" the Governor of Louisiana to take action. Having been on this show several times I called one of the bookers, Susan Durrwatcher, to alert her to the fact that this man was misrepresenting what happened. I offered Susan the following objective, documented facts (see timeline below). Susan thanked me for my "opinion" and said "we just have a different perspective". Stunned, I asked her by what standard of journalism that an objective fact was mere opinion? I asked her to simply look at the documents and correct the record. She declined. I asked her to remove me from the MSNBC list of contacts. I'm sure MSNBC won't miss me and I am certain I will have a happy life without having to subject myself to their unprofessional approach to journalism.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 12:51:12 pm PDT #5341 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone have a NYT subscription? I wanna avoid paying $3.95 to read this article (on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism): [link]