And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2005 8:17:25 pm PDT #44 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I took a nap today that I now regret.

In the meantime, I'm gonna have a vodka tonic.


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 8:18:45 pm PDT #45 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Though that meant I didn't get to use the parole line on anyone. Bummer.

You can use it here anytime you like, though I grant its shock value may be muted.

Hey, let your aunt know (indirectly, of course) that you've been snubbing her since the Ravens won the Superbowl, and has it taken her this long to notice? You didn't realise she was snubbing you, you just figured she was too embarrassed at her own cluelessness to talk.


Lee - Aug 21, 2005 8:19:20 pm PDT #46 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was thinking of a scotch myself.


Cass - Aug 21, 2005 8:20:08 pm PDT #47 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

What am I? Day old baked goods?

My nap today led to bizarre Buffista-laden dreams. But hopefully not to not going back to sleep soon.

eta: another negative.


Kat - Aug 21, 2005 8:20:27 pm PDT #48 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, I had to fast forward through the Vegas stuff in Swingers.

Vince Vaughn used to be so cute!


Maria - Aug 21, 2005 8:36:03 pm PDT #49 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'm here...though I shouldn't be.


Lee - Aug 21, 2005 8:36:35 pm PDT #50 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

How's it going, Maria?


Scrappy - Aug 21, 2005 8:40:00 pm PDT #51 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Teppy, I thought of you at the wedding we attended on Saturday. We were sitting at a table with two women we never met before. One asks the BF, "So when are YOU two going to get married?" We say blahblahbothdivorcedalreadycakes and the woman says we SHOULD get married. The BF says we have been together 12 years, so it's working for us. At this point the OTHER woman we never met chimes in with "I went with a guy for 14 years. He dumped me and 2 months later married someone else." To which we said ."Oh." because what else are you going to say?


P.M. Marc - Aug 21, 2005 8:43:27 pm PDT #52 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Maria! I was just thinking of you today while doing my face. Did you choose a foundation to wear for your wedding?

Teppy, your mother's family is bogarting the craxxy, and I think the HP fandom wants it back.


Maria - Aug 21, 2005 8:44:23 pm PDT #53 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'm better, Perkins. Wishing I could join you in a scotch right now...

Robin, that's just ugh. I thought DF and I got a lot of grief for being together 5 years without the "Do you's? I do's," but it's no one's place to make a comment if YOU are happy with where you're at.