I'm all bug-eyed and resentful at my awakeness. As much as I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I'd much rather be asleep, dang it.

I recommend drugs, orgasms and alcohol. All sleep inducing. See if you can bundle them all together into one pretty package. But don't miss your hair appointment tomorrow with a hangover.

I recommend drugs, orgasms and alcohol. All sleep inducing. See if you can bundle them all together into one pretty package.

Already tried 2 of the 3. And yet here I am, all bug-eyed and awake.

I'm all bug-eyed and resentful at my awakeness. As much as I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I'd much rather be asleep, dang it.

I have ATHF vols 1-3. In theory, I have Jon Stewart's DVD on its way to me too. It might even have arrived today.

Much healing-ma to tiggy's family.

I'm still not sure what's happening with my day. Stove is supposed to be delivered between 12 and 3, which is not what I thought would happen -- somehow I had "before noon" entered in my memory bank. Which makes it awkward to have someone here, to say the least. Maybe I'll have to stay home... I think I have enough work to keep me busy on my laptop here. SIGH.

tiggy, much healing-ma to your aunt and sister. Yikes!

What? We're actuaries.

Heh. So not surprised here. I like schmoopy actuaries.

Steph, I hope you managed to get some sleep.

Perkins, I hope the pancakes are delicious and the root canal goes quickly.

Yeah, it's true. I can't believe how quickly I've got here. From when Bec and I broke up, from when I started dating again, from when I first met AS. Three weeks ago, I had no knowledge of her existence. Now we've compared retirement plans.

I know I've been mostly a lurker around here lately, but I've somehow kept up with the Wally reports. I'm so happy for you and think you deserve so much happiness. I can read the smiles in your posts!

Timelies everyone!

For the mathy types, how to make math fun.

tiggy, get better~ma to your aunt and sister.

Please to step off the buffistae, universe. Ta.

I hope you got some sleep, Steph.

Perkins, I hope the pancakes are delicious and the root canal goes quickly.

Thanks. Me too. Especially the latter.

Ooooh, I appear to be working at home this morning, in anticipation of the nice men who will arrive bearing my new stove.

The plumber's service call consisted of them pulling the stove out about three feet, turning a stopcock, and unscrewing a coupling. This cost me $123.76 (which includes $60 which will apply to the return visit to connect the new stove).

Someone remind me why I thought computer programming would be a high-pay low-effort career.....