In non-car accident news, I have to tell a story about my cat. He keeps going into my closet, and I don't want him to. But not enough to get up and shut the door all the way, apparently. Anyway. I can yell "no!", I can yell his name, he just blows me off. I make kissy face noises? He runs right out. Like 6 times in a row. OK, he just went to go back in again, and blew off the kissy face noises, but still came when I patted my leg. Dopey cat.
Giles: Stop that, you two. Riley: He started it... Xander: He called me a bad name! I think
it was bad; it might have been Latin.
'Selfless'
Natter .38 Special
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Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 4:58:39 pm PDT #320 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
lori - Aug 22, 2005 5:00:28 pm PDT #321 of 10002
Homer is training you to make kissy face noises. With the occassional leg pat. Tricky.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:01:47 pm PDT #322 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kissy face noises are exactly how you're supposed to call cats.
Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:03:02 pm PDT #323 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But wouldn't you think a generic loud yell would at least make him look? Not at all.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:04:09 pm PDT #324 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For that you need a dog.
Cashmere - Aug 22, 2005 5:04:16 pm PDT #325 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Kissy face noises are exactly how you're supposed to call cats.
Why do all cats answer to "here kitty, kitty, kitty"? I think it's just weird.
Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:05:31 pm PDT #326 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
For that you need a dog.
Well, someone would need a dog. I can't deal with the maintenance.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:06:32 pm PDT #327 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For that you need a yard.
Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:07:19 pm PDT #328 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Why do all cats answer to "here kitty, kitty, kitty"? I think it's just weird.
It's got to be the cadence and high pitch and whatnot. Like with pig calling. Soo-EE! pigpigpig.
For that you need a yard.
Which I'd then have to maintain. See what I'm saying?
brenda m - Aug 22, 2005 5:07:57 pm PDT #329 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
No cat I've ever owned.