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lori - Aug 22, 2005 5:00:28 pm PDT #321 of 10002

Homer is training you to make kissy face noises. With the occassional leg pat. Tricky.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:01:47 pm PDT #322 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kissy face noises are exactly how you're supposed to call cats.


Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:03:02 pm PDT #323 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But wouldn't you think a generic loud yell would at least make him look? Not at all.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:04:09 pm PDT #324 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For that you need a dog.


Cashmere - Aug 22, 2005 5:04:16 pm PDT #325 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Kissy face noises are exactly how you're supposed to call cats.

Why do all cats answer to "here kitty, kitty, kitty"? I think it's just weird.


Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:05:31 pm PDT #326 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For that you need a dog.

Well, someone would need a dog. I can't deal with the maintenance.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:06:32 pm PDT #327 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For that you need a yard.


Jesse - Aug 22, 2005 5:07:19 pm PDT #328 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Why do all cats answer to "here kitty, kitty, kitty"? I think it's just weird.

It's got to be the cadence and high pitch and whatnot. Like with pig calling. Soo-EE! pigpigpig.

For that you need a yard.

Which I'd then have to maintain. See what I'm saying?


brenda m - Aug 22, 2005 5:07:57 pm PDT #329 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No cat I've ever owned.


§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 5:09:18 pm PDT #330 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which I'd then have to maintain. See what I'm saying?

You don't need a nice yard. Just a yard.