Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2005 4:25:51 pm PDT #2274 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, you don't have to go back as far as the fifties. I called all my teachers Miss unless I needed to distinguish them from each other.


le nubian - Aug 29, 2005 4:25:52 pm PDT #2275 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Prison Break re: end of hour 1...

I HATED the tattoo. I groaned out loud and rolled my eyes. Give me a break.


Scrappy - Aug 29, 2005 4:26:45 pm PDT #2276 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I didn't find it boring, Teppy. I dug it and your brains a la spicy.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2005 4:26:48 pm PDT #2277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But LeN, think of it as a guaranteed reason for him to take his shirt off lots.

Doesn't that make it seem better?


Jesse - Aug 29, 2005 4:27:03 pm PDT #2278 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How did that work, anyway? I don't get it.


DXMachina - Aug 29, 2005 4:27:09 pm PDT #2279 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

And there is nothing like an impromptu boring journalism lesson to kill a thread D-E-D.

That's a nut graf right there. The headline could be Thread Dead!


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2005 4:27:36 pm PDT #2280 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Am I the only one reading it nut graft? I can't be. Fess up.


le nubian - Aug 29, 2005 4:30:03 pm PDT #2281 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita, no. it is still ridiculous. Also? I don't particularly like sleeves anyway.


DXMachina - Aug 29, 2005 4:31:06 pm PDT #2282 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Am I the only one reading it nut graft?

Isn't that, like, receiving pistachios under the table?


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2005 4:31:14 pm PDT #2283 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It seems we are both shallow, but in different ways. Also, I'm easier. [eta: to LeN]

Isn't that, like, receiving pistachios under the table?

I was thinking testicular re-attachment, but you could have a point.