If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dw - Aug 29, 2005 3:14:10 pm PDT #2232 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Elsewhere, Mobile is flooded out. Storm surge remains at 10 feet or so.

Jackson's water treatment plants have lost power; the mayor has advised people to limit water use to essential purposes only.

500K people in MS without power, 150K in Alabama, 750K+ in Louisiana.

And, in today's oddest lede:

Familiar landmarks destroyed

At DeBuys Road at U.S. 90., the Olive Garden and Red Lobster restaurants were obliterated.

I guess that's the best you can do for "landmarks" in Biloxi-Gulfport.


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2005 3:16:37 pm PDT #2233 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

lede

Ah, I haven't seen it spelled that way in YEARS! Takes me back to the good old days of j-school. I still spell "head" as in "subhead," etc., H-E-D. It freaks my co-workers out.

I have, however, dropped "graf" (for "paragraph") in favor of the paragraph symbol itself. It's sleek.


dw - Aug 29, 2005 3:19:22 pm PDT #2234 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Ah, I haven't seen it spelled that way in YEARS!

It's what I get for hanging out with newspaper folks.


Tom Scola - Aug 29, 2005 3:21:05 pm PDT #2235 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

¶¶¶¶¶¶!!!1!


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2005 3:23:23 pm PDT #2236 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yes!!!!

When editing a manuscript (abbreviated "mss.") the Luddite way, which we do in my office (and I dearly love editing the way we do, pen to paper), making that little ¶ makes me unaccountably happy.

I'm easy to please, when it comes right down to it.

t edit Heh. I just thought "OMGWTF¶¶¶¶!!!"


Kat - Aug 29, 2005 3:24:15 pm PDT #2237 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

you should teach middle school writing, steph. I spend an INORDINATE amount of time making that precise symbol on kid's papers.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 29, 2005 3:24:27 pm PDT #2238 of 10002
What is even happening?

¶graph; ?

Oh. Just ¶


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2005 3:26:17 pm PDT #2239 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I spend an INORDINATE amount of time making that precise symbol on kid's papers.

Try editing a pharmaceutical article written by people whose first (and possibly second) language is NOT English. Some days, as long as they remembered to put a verb in most of the sentences, I don't mind chopping their papers up into paragraphs. But some days, it's like Faulkner -- if his primary languages were Russian and Japanese -- wrote a pharmaceutical article in english.


amych - Aug 29, 2005 3:26:31 pm PDT #2240 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶!

the word has lost all meaning!


Steph L. - Aug 29, 2005 3:28:36 pm PDT #2241 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ = pure editor porn.

Or, well, maybe just me. I can't claim to be representative of any group, including editors.

Actually, I think the beautiful majestic semicolon is editor porn. See:

;

Oh yeah, baby. That's the stuff. Partially separate and partially link my phrases. Oh, yeah.

t edit No, I *don't* actually wonder why I never get laid. Believe me, I *know.* Semicolons and Batman and Macs, oh my!