Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 11:54:38 am PDT #1509 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I got to drive the tractor when I was little. I got it profoundly stuck in mud. I also got to drive the truck, which now makes me cringe.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 11:55:20 am PDT #1510 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

playing king of the hill on the haybales

Who got to be Boomhauer?


Lee - Aug 26, 2005 11:57:45 am PDT #1511 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I never got to play on hay bales as a kid, or on tractors.

Given my self injury track record, this might be a good thing.

ION news, As of right now, I have nothing important left to do today. Can I go home before someone changes that?


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 11:58:18 am PDT #1512 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I got to drive the tractor when I was little. I got it profoundly stuck in mud. I also got to drive the truck, which now makes me cringe.

I was ten the first time I drove a tractor. And maybe 11 the first time I drove a truck - I had to drive it to the back forty for my dad. The only thing I did wrong was parking it on a hill with it still in drive (it was the first time I drove something with an automatic).

Once I had to help my dad get a tracter out of the mud - I drove one of the two other tractors he chained to it to help pull it out. Good times....


-t - Aug 26, 2005 11:59:15 am PDT #1513 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hay bales were so much fun to clamber all over!

My sister has bought hay bales to put in her yard when she had masses of children running around. I can't remember why she had masses of children in her yard, must have beeen a party or something.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 26, 2005 11:59:33 am PDT #1514 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So has she lived in nice, safe areas all her life?

Maybe Bob et. al. were displayed prominently to make any intruders entering through the open door think twice about continuing into the home?


Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 11:59:53 am PDT #1515 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As of right now, I have nothing important left to do today. Can I go home before someone changes that?

Hey, if Perkins gets to go home, I should get to go home! Well, not home so much as to the airport, but still. I want to leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeave.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 12:00:41 pm PDT #1516 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm leaving right now AIFG!


sarameg - Aug 26, 2005 12:01:06 pm PDT #1517 of 10002

My uncle used to take us out in the cab of his tractor all the time. And my cousins (his kids) were put to work riding beans.

The first time I ever drove (not counting the tractor incident) was when the eldest of the cousins took me and another my age out on to the farm roads and let us drive her future-mother-in-law's brand new stationwagon. I was 11. I still can't believe she did that, considering she's not a risktaker or anything.


askye - Aug 26, 2005 12:04:22 pm PDT #1518 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Dad used to take us out to the property the family owned -- acres and acres of woods. We'd run around and go hiking, have picnics. We'd get on the hood of the car (a 1970ish Ford LTD complete whale of a car) and he'd drive us around while we lay there.