Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 6:01:18 am PDT #1367 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Dear authorities,

The crazy lady in MD just threatened me.

love, me

Also crazy lady, someone else said it.


msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 6:02:20 am PDT #1368 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

don't own any of the DVDs.


sarameg - Aug 26, 2005 6:02:59 am PDT #1369 of 10002

Why do you keep insisting I'm crazy? And who said I'm one of the quiet ones? You'd better inform the original someone of their mistake, in any case.


msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 6:04:43 am PDT #1370 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Dear MeatLoaf,

The Wacky one in MD says you're wrong.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:12:28 am PDT #1371 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Just gave two weeks notice.

Why am I nervous now, and not 10 minutes ago?


Dana - Aug 26, 2005 6:13:20 am PDT #1372 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

There are sales guys everywhere. They don't have free breakfast food.

They have, however, taken over my table, plugged a laptop into my power strip, and MESSED WITH MY CHAIR.

I knew coming to work today was a mistake.


Jesse - Aug 26, 2005 6:15:01 am PDT #1373 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay, -t! What are you doing next?

Is it fire drill season, or is it just me? Every place I work has had one in the last week and a half.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 6:15:20 am PDT #1374 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They have, however, taken over my table, plugged a laptop into my power strip, and MESSED WITH MY CHAIR.

The more knobs and controls a chair has, the more wrong it is for someone else to mess with it. It's still more wrong to mess with it if it's leather.


sarameg - Aug 26, 2005 6:19:40 am PDT #1375 of 10002

psst, msbelle thinks food talks.

Nobody has ever messed with my chair, but I still can't make it comfortable. And whoever designed it such that the back and the seat both get released with the lever was a moron. You really can't adjust it without nearly pitching facefirst into your desk or falling over backwards.


-t - Aug 26, 2005 6:20:12 am PDT #1376 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What are you doing next?

I'm, um, going to apply the principles of Theory of Constraints process management to keeping our house clean. I just reached the point where it seemed like I was being paid to not do laundry and vacuum, and I wasn't being paid enough, so...

We'll see how long this lasts, I guess.