Once a roomate of mine woke up at 4 a.m. to see a prostitute giving a guy a blowjob on the porch of the house next to ours.
He wrote a poem about it....
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 5:04:58 am PDT #1357 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wolfram - Aug 26, 2005 5:12:03 am PDT #1358 of 10002
Visilurking
I once had a neighbor from Nantucket...
Practically writes itself.
Theodosia - Aug 26, 2005 5:30:37 am PDT #1359 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Mr. Flea should have turned the hose on them.
A friend whose house was on a corner with a stoplight next to a highschool used to complain about the student cars with LOUD stereos that would stop there for the light cycle, blaring away, or even worse, sit there talking with their little friends. I suggested he install a noise-activated sprinkler that would "accidentally" spray the road....
I think they just went with a tall fence instead....
-t - Aug 26, 2005 5:34:00 am PDT #1360 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It is driving me crazy that I can't get to atomicbooks.com at work, and I forget to go there when I'm at home. I need to send a note to myself to fix that.
msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 5:46:33 am PDT #1361 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
EAT IT! JACKHOLE!
It is FRIDAY! WHOOT!
Lee - Aug 26, 2005 5:47:41 am PDT #1362 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Msbelle just made my morning.
msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 5:48:18 am PDT #1363 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am such a nice badass.
Sue - Aug 26, 2005 5:49:31 am PDT #1364 of 10002
hip deep in pie
EAT IT! JACKHOLE!
Good morning sunshine.
sarameg - Aug 26, 2005 5:51:03 am PDT #1365 of 10002
I think msbelle puts something special in her cereal.
And in reference to your tagline missy, nuh-uh. Not if the quiet one sneaks in and kills you in your sleep!
I wish it were friday at 5:30.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2005 6:00:18 am PDT #1366 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yet some people who own the show don't have any of the DVDs. Craxy to me.
Am I about to get kicked out of the Buffistas?
Also, I am possibly the worst employee ever. I'm doing a bunch of mail merge stuff, and the person I'm working for is afraid I won't finish it all today, but honestly? I'm like half done already. So I'm stalling.