Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?

Spike ,'Help'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jars - Aug 26, 2005 4:25:05 am PDT #1354 of 10002

Having just watched episode ten of Veronica Mars, I now understand the thread title. Only twelve more episodes to go before I can read it. I will resist the temptation to click.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2005 4:26:47 am PDT #1355 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey -- Kat, did you get an SMS from me last weekend?


flea - Aug 26, 2005 4:55:41 am PDT #1356 of 10002
information libertarian

Night Two of The Students Are Back can be titled "Attack of the Drunken Freshmen." At 11 pm we were woken by one drunk freshwoman encouraging another much more drunk freshwoman to vomit on our house, right outside our (first floor) bedroom window. mr. flea went over to discuss the matter with our neighbors and gave them our now traditonal spiel about how the houses are very close together, this is a family neighborhood, we don't like to call the cops but other neighbors are very 911-happy, etc. The neighbors gave us another phone number to contact them, and complained that all the problems we due to silly unvinvited freshpeople who were roaming the neighborhood looking for parties. I think mr. flea refrained from saying, "well, don't have a party and the freshpeople will not come looking for it!" They did, again, get quiet real fast.

Gosh I am glad I'm not 18. That poor idiot was druuuunk.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2005 5:04:58 am PDT #1357 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Once a roomate of mine woke up at 4 a.m. to see a prostitute giving a guy a blowjob on the porch of the house next to ours.

He wrote a poem about it....


Wolfram - Aug 26, 2005 5:12:03 am PDT #1358 of 10002
Visilurking

I once had a neighbor from Nantucket...

Practically writes itself.


Theodosia - Aug 26, 2005 5:30:37 am PDT #1359 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Mr. Flea should have turned the hose on them.

A friend whose house was on a corner with a stoplight next to a highschool used to complain about the student cars with LOUD stereos that would stop there for the light cycle, blaring away, or even worse, sit there talking with their little friends. I suggested he install a noise-activated sprinkler that would "accidentally" spray the road....

I think they just went with a tall fence instead....


-t - Aug 26, 2005 5:34:00 am PDT #1360 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It is driving me crazy that I can't get to atomicbooks.com at work, and I forget to go there when I'm at home. I need to send a note to myself to fix that.


msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 5:46:33 am PDT #1361 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

EAT IT! JACKHOLE!

It is FRIDAY! WHOOT!


Lee - Aug 26, 2005 5:47:41 am PDT #1362 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Msbelle just made my morning.


msbelle - Aug 26, 2005 5:48:18 am PDT #1363 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am such a nice badass.