Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Buffistas Building a Better Board ++

Do you have problems, concerns, or recommendations about the technical side of the Phoenix? Air them here. Compliments also welcome.


Gudanov - Nov 27, 2016 6:34:49 pm PST #3850 of 4671
Coding and Sleeping

One of my goals of getting involved again would be to make the whole site more mobile friendly.


Jon B. - Nov 28, 2016 9:46:45 am PST #3851 of 4671
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Let's Bootstrap this mofo.


Gudanov - Nov 28, 2016 10:49:28 am PST #3852 of 4671
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah. Bootstrap was my first thought.


Karl - Nov 28, 2016 1:14:57 pm PST #3853 of 4671
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Point of order: I generally view b.org in w3m, a console web browser with no Javascript. It works beautifully. I would really, really like for that to remain the case.


Gudanov - Nov 28, 2016 1:21:07 pm PST #3854 of 4671
Coding and Sleeping

Bootstrap is a CSS thing, not a Javascript thing. The idea would be to have things look the same, but in a way that scales to mobile better.


Gudanov - Nov 30, 2016 4:42:22 am PST #3855 of 4671
Coding and Sleeping

Thanks to Jon, the b.org source is now in a private repository in gitlab :).

I've added some issues, investigating the logging out issue, fixing a concerning security flaw, and coming up with a plan for a better mobile experience.

It you want to participate in board development, let me know, and I can hook you up to get access to the repository.

My first task will be organization and cleanup to make local deployment easier.

In general, I think it should be policy to work on a branch rather than master.


Dana - Nov 30, 2016 5:06:46 am PST #3856 of 4671
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, oh, make a scrum team! Have sprints! And daily stand-ups!

(Please do not do these things.)


Gudanov - Nov 30, 2016 5:20:08 am PST #3857 of 4671
Coding and Sleeping

Oh, we're doing it all, including planning poker. I've got a whiteboard and a stack of sticky notes waiting. I'm going to agile the sh*t out of this.

(No, no I'm not.)


-t - Nov 30, 2016 5:34:19 am PST #3858 of 4671
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Agile is a verb now? I had no idea.


Tom Scola - Nov 30, 2016 5:47:28 am PST #3859 of 4671
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Another big issue is that after the PHP upgrade in January, all new database records that are created are encoded as UTF-8, whereas all previous database records were Latin-1. So if you go back and read any old posts, you will see a lot of ⬧s.

I was thinking of writing a script to go through and update all the old records and reencoding any that aren't just plain ascii to utf-8. (I did this manually already for a few things like the quotes, and § ita §'s username. The main problem being that it would take a long time to complete (weeks or even months), and there is the possibility I could fuck up the board's database.