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Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 6:00:14 pm PDT #972 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sienna's still engaged only.

The wife is all "Oh my god! My nanny has a life! My nanny has opinions of me! My nanny is talking about me all the time on the web!"

To which I'd reply "Calm down. Yes. Yes. No, not really." What was there for her to be bothered by other than one citation that the nanny was having a bad workweek? Where the hell did the rest of the drama come from? The wife's head, as far as I can tell.

Jesse - Jul 18, 2005 6:06:47 pm PDT #973 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, fleas can jump multiple building stories, or so I've been told. you don't need an outdoor animal for it to get fleas, at least if you have open windows.

That is horrifying. I need to go buy duct tape to seal every opening.

Ginger - Jul 18, 2005 6:08:12 pm PDT #974 of 10002

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Antihistamine and an cool Aveeno bath--or footbath in your case

If you don't have Aveeno around, Jesse, a baking soda and water footbath can help itching.

§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 6:08:23 pm PDT #975 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here, Jesse.

brenda m - Jul 18, 2005 6:08:47 pm PDT #976 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jesse, back away from the Homeland Security website.

Cashmere - Jul 18, 2005 6:15:35 pm PDT #977 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

I use Benadryl cream AND pills for bug bites because I get welts the size of quarters.

quester - Jul 18, 2005 6:28:45 pm PDT #978 of 10002

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Woodward and Bernstien are on The Daily Show. Carl is the smarter of the two. Bob always sounds stoned.

§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 6:40:09 pm PDT #979 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More gods than you can shake a stick at.

Jessica - Jul 18, 2005 6:43:49 pm PDT #980 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't believe that in almost 100 posts on reading in dreams, nobody mentioned that episode of Batman (TAS) where he figures out it's a dream by opening a book.

(Ironically, I was unable to post this during the actual conversation because I was watching JLU.)

Kat - Jul 18, 2005 6:43:54 pm PDT #981 of 10002

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

be careful WHICH god you shake a stick at.

Also, I'm looking for a modern sonnet. I think I'll have to go into the archives to see if I can find one.

One more thought on NannyExpose.

Nanny is young and stupid. and spilling your sexlife details in your blog is surely your right, though giving the link to your employer? Dumb as shit.

But Mother? Get over yourself. Also, one thing to write about something in a blog, quite another to spill your guts all over the New York Times.

Though, honestly, this piece and the one about saving the husband before the kids brings out the dichotomy between private writing and public writing.

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