[eta: If would take 265.42 cans of Diet Coke to kill me]
What, if they fell on you?
eta: death by carbonated beverage crushing x-post....
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 18, 2005 6:30:05 am PDT #9095 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
juliana - Aug 18, 2005 6:30:32 am PDT #9096 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Libkitty! Tell me Fairbanks will still be nice in late September?
Not the Kitty of the Lib, but Fairbanks will be nice, if cold. Be ready for snow.
Also, 'suela, how long are you going to be up there? If you want, I can ask my mom and stepdad to show you around/take you flying/whatever.
Steph L. - Aug 18, 2005 6:31:26 am PDT #9097 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
But because I do have that faith, and because no action, as irrelevant as it may seem, which follows any halakha, as 'small' as it may seem, doesn't stand on its own, doesn't exist without the connection of it to the larger picture, to the faith and to me trying to lead my life in the best way I hope I can find according to that faith, each movement suddenly gets meaning.
As always, I LOVE NILLY.
Jessica - Aug 18, 2005 6:33:25 am PDT #9098 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is that 265 cans raining down on your head, or poured into a vat that you can drown in?
It doesn't specify. Either way, I don't think I'll be testing it any time soon.
JenP - Aug 18, 2005 6:36:00 am PDT #9099 of 10002
Looks like the Starbucks double shot is the quickest way to go. Barq's rootbeer, on the other hand, takes forever. In any case, death by caffeine... not speedy.
brenda m - Aug 18, 2005 6:38:27 am PDT #9100 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
In other news: The most decorated penguin at the Edinburgh Zoo
shrift - Aug 18, 2005 6:39:31 am PDT #9101 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Good morning all! I'm on vacation already! (Sorry, Shrift.)
I'll tell you how much you suck when I see you later.
DXMachina - Aug 18, 2005 6:40:39 am PDT #9102 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Or, I mean, you could drink 265 cans of Diet Coke, but you'd probably die of overhydration and sugar shock before the caffeine could get at you.
I think you mean aspartame shock there.
Jessica - Aug 18, 2005 6:42:58 am PDT #9103 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"What Shall I Be?" The exciting career game for girls! In 1966!
Consuela - Aug 18, 2005 6:47:13 am PDT #9104 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
If you want, I can ask my mom and stepdad to show you around/take you flying/whatever.
Wow! Juliana, that's marvelous! Thank you for the lovely offer! (The thought of flying around Alaska makes me boggle: I've never been in a small plane.)
Um, I don't really know. The project may require me to be there for 2 or 3 weeks, but apparently there's all sorts of politics about it, which is why (I think) it's been pushed back. I need to talk to my boss.
I'll tell you how much you suck when I see you later.
Well, that's all right then. Besides, you'll actually get there before me, I think: I don't land until 8. Although I'll get to the hotel earlier than I feared, since Minnow, being the sweet and generous soul she is, is picking me up from the airport.
Oh, and I meant to say: I love Dell Support! I called to cancel the overnight shipping, and they removed the charges for it but left the actual shipping order in place. So I get my overnight shipping for free! ::bounces:: I will have my laptop a week from tomorrow!