I had a cockroach run down my nightie once.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:27:28 pm PDT #8406 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 4:29:05 pm PDT #8407 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
THAT IS NOT CUTE!
Bird in cleavage, cute.
Goat in pants, cute.
Squirrels in cleavage, cute.
Bait fish, I'll take a pass.
ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:29:50 pm PDT #8408 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Goat in pants, cute.
My god, woman, what kind of sicko are you?
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 4:30:57 pm PDT #8409 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
As a story, I mean. I already said it was traumatic, but as a story, it's all three-billy-goats-gruff.
Typo Boy - Aug 15, 2005 4:47:47 pm PDT #8410 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Wasn't there a musical with singing dancing cockroaches?
On Edit - Joe's Apartment
DavidS - Aug 15, 2005 4:50:44 pm PDT #8411 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Squirrel.
Updates Ginger's special Injuries & Incidents file with many exclamation points and interrobangs and much underlining.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:58:35 pm PDT #8412 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today I suddenly wanted custom plates reading "OMGWTF." Or maybe "WTFBBQ." It was a startling impulse.
I have recently seed Quidditch plates, but I can't remember how they were spelt. Involved a "W." And "HIJK MNO" which I'm torn on -- twee? Charming? Cute? Too clever? I suppose it all depends on the name of the owner.
lori - Aug 15, 2005 4:59:21 pm PDT #8413 of 10002
wee fists of Quidditch?
Cashmere - Aug 15, 2005 5:00:53 pm PDT #8414 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
But they just make me feel badly. I know there's an educational trade-off, and that we learn things to help protect species, but seeing the big cats behind fences, and the apes in cages just feels so wrong to me. It feels like exploitation.
While visiting my local zoo once, I was standing outside the primate exhibit while a stupic, unwashed hick was laughing and taunting an obviously upset male chimpanzee. It made me physically ill. The guy was a complete ass and the poor chimp was pounding the glass in frustration.
I kept wanting the yell at the guy that the chimp was the more evolved primate, but the docent quietly made him move on before I lost it.
While I appreciate that zoos are now fully immersed in conservation and preservation, I still can't help but be a little sad when I go.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 5:02:02 pm PDT #8415 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's a guy on my street whose plates read EDDIBLE. I guess the second D comes from Eddie?
Also I had a neighbor years ago whose vanity plate took me FOREVER to realize what it was. For the longest time I thought it was an Arabic name or something. IMAQT. Sometimes I'm not that bright.