I know I've already told my story of being traumatized by goats as a child, because no one told me not to put the food in my shorts pocket before I went into the petting zoo thinger.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 4:18:33 pm PDT #8404 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2005 4:22:46 pm PDT #8405 of 10002
What is even happening?
Aw, I love Sea Lions. I feel bad about the cute Sea Lion Shows because it seems so undignified....
Zoos make me feel this way. I know there are a lot of Buffistas who love animals more than I do, and know a lot more about animals than I ever will, who love zoos. But they just make me feel badly. I know there's an educational trade-off, and that we learn things to help protect species, but seeing the big cats behind fences, and the apes in cages just feels so wrong to me. It feels like exploitation.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:27:28 pm PDT #8406 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a cockroach run down my nightie once.
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 4:29:05 pm PDT #8407 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
THAT IS NOT CUTE!
Bird in cleavage, cute.
Goat in pants, cute.
Squirrels in cleavage, cute.
Bait fish, I'll take a pass.
ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:29:50 pm PDT #8408 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Goat in pants, cute.
My god, woman, what kind of sicko are you?
Jesse - Aug 15, 2005 4:30:57 pm PDT #8409 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
As a story, I mean. I already said it was traumatic, but as a story, it's all three-billy-goats-gruff.
Typo Boy - Aug 15, 2005 4:47:47 pm PDT #8410 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Wasn't there a musical with singing dancing cockroaches?
On Edit - Joe's Apartment
DavidS - Aug 15, 2005 4:50:44 pm PDT #8411 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Squirrel.
Updates Ginger's special Injuries & Incidents file with many exclamation points and interrobangs and much underlining.
§ ita § - Aug 15, 2005 4:58:35 pm PDT #8412 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today I suddenly wanted custom plates reading "OMGWTF." Or maybe "WTFBBQ." It was a startling impulse.
I have recently seed Quidditch plates, but I can't remember how they were spelt. Involved a "W." And "HIJK MNO" which I'm torn on -- twee? Charming? Cute? Too clever? I suppose it all depends on the name of the owner.
lori - Aug 15, 2005 4:59:21 pm PDT #8413 of 10002
wee fists of Quidditch?