Dear Universe,
Why do you hate me?
Sincerely,
me
Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Aug 15, 2005 8:43:20 am PDT #8316 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Jars - Aug 15, 2005 8:44:00 am PDT #8317 of 10002
Why do you hate me?
Because you touch yourself at night?
Dana - Aug 15, 2005 8:44:50 am PDT #8318 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dear Universe,
Why do you hate me?
It's pre-con payment. Can't have fun without suffering for it in advance.
Signed,
staring at a two-hour conference call
shrift - Aug 15, 2005 8:59:17 am PDT #8319 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's pre-con payment. Can't have fun without suffering for it in advance.
I've been suffering for weeks, and now I think the Universe is just being hateful.
Kat - Aug 15, 2005 8:59:53 am PDT #8320 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
msbelle, is SUCK IT the new EAT IT?
msbelle - Aug 15, 2005 9:01:54 am PDT #8321 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
no, it is just a variation. SUCK IT predates EAT IT.
Lee - Aug 15, 2005 9:03:22 am PDT #8322 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I don't like today so far, mostly because I have a headache and it's just blah, but also because I just got a Target dress and some dvds delivered, and I want to go home and play with them all, and I can't.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 15, 2005 9:05:46 am PDT #8323 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
PLEASE can I have that job? I'll smack him more often, if you like.
If your arms ever get tired, just give me a call and I'll buy some brass knuckles and step in as relief.
bon bon - Aug 15, 2005 9:17:15 am PDT #8324 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Also, I thing bon's Bob has a great earnestness in general that helps with the encouraging laugh thing.
So you're saying he's goofy...
No, you're right, and he's especially influential when he laughs while onstage.
t /Bob laughs carrots
Kate P. - Aug 15, 2005 9:47:32 am PDT #8325 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I totally want to be an audience laugher.
One of my fondest memories of being a camp counselor is of listening to one of my co-counselors explain, in all earnestness, to a bunch of 13-to-15-year-olds, why "Bite me" is a perfectly acceptable thing to say to someone, and "Eat me" is not.