Being horribly poor means that I stayed in all weekend watching bad television. This included a pageant called, "FAT Chance" for overweight women.
The weeping was such that I thought I may drown.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Aug 08, 2005 9:53:33 am PDT #6528 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
DXMachina - Aug 08, 2005 9:54:54 am PDT #6529 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
If you're ugly, too bad! No one cares! Enjoy your death.
And ugly men are right out.
Dana - Aug 08, 2005 9:55:59 am PDT #6530 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
And ugly men are right out.
Silly! Ugly men don't disappear. They make pretty women disappear.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2005 9:59:48 am PDT #6531 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm disappeared right now AIFG!
Betsy HP - Aug 08, 2005 10:01:39 am PDT #6532 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
My company's magnificent kitchens are devoted to cooking for a party tomorrow night. This means that they are feeding us takeout from local restaurants. So I am having soggy lasagna instead of nummy nummy food.
In related news, my diamond shoes clash with my sapphire bracelet.
Betsy HP - Aug 08, 2005 10:01:53 am PDT #6533 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Also? I am not going to the party. Because it is loud, and a party.
EpicTangent - Aug 08, 2005 10:07:36 am PDT #6534 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I'm disappeared right now AIFG!
But are you an attractive caucasion woman? 'Cuz, if not, we clearly don't care.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2005 10:09:45 am PDT #6535 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But are you an attractive caucasion woman?
Not the last time I checked.
But I may be a Cylon....
§ ita § - Aug 08, 2005 10:10:23 am PDT #6536 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Quick! Someone watch tommyrot have sex!
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2005 10:14:20 am PDT #6537 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oddly enough, I have this strip of duct tape on my back that won't come off....