My company's magnificent kitchens are devoted to cooking for a party tomorrow night. This means that they are feeding us takeout from local restaurants. So I am having soggy lasagna instead of nummy nummy food.

In related news, my diamond shoes clash with my sapphire bracelet.

Also? I am not going to the party. Because it is loud, and a party.

I'm disappeared right now AIFG!

But are you an attractive caucasion woman? 'Cuz, if not, we clearly don't care.

But are you an attractive caucasion woman?

Not the last time I checked.

But I may be a Cylon....

Quick! Someone watch tommyrot have sex!

Oddly enough, I have this strip of duct tape on my back that won't come off....

I watched that Dateline and what shocked me was that Temika Houston - the girl they were primarily covering - is Desmond Howard's niece. Even being related to a celebrity didn't help.

Who's Desmond Howard?

The thing is they are never attacking me or being physical at all, but I just punch them in the face.

I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh out loud.

Who's Desmond Howard?

NFL player, at one time SuperBowl MVP.

NFL player, at one time SuperBowl MVP.

Huh. I think I really only pay attention to the best-looking guy on the local NFL team. So right now Tiki Barber is the only football player I could identify.

Due to BF's great lifelong Dolphins love, I watched Dan Marino get inducted into the Football Hall of Fame yesterday. His son gave a wonderful speech and so did he. His wife of 21 years and six kids (two adopted from China) were all there, as were many of his teamates. Such a great player and a class act. I am not a football fan and I got all misty-eyed.