In other news, I am dead. How fucking weird is that? I mean, I have ceased to exist. I'll never be conscious ever again. I mean, fuck!
Oh well.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
In other news, I am dead. How fucking weird is that? I mean, I have ceased to exist. I'll never be conscious ever again. I mean, fuck!
Oh well.
And also, who wants to cover their own death?!
I was always more on the Tom Sawyer (sp?) side of things, of wanting to hear what other people say on the occasion of your own death.
It is said that some worshiped him as a god. While this is understandable, he never actually claimed divinity...
On the other hand, he never denied it, either.
In other news, I am dead. How fucking weird is that? I mean, I have ceased to exist. I'll never be conscious ever again. I mean, fuck!
Alternatively:
Reporting live from the loving arms of the Baby Jesus...
I was always more on the Tom Sawyer (sp?) side of things, of wanting to hear what other people say on the occasion of your own death.
Being in the news business would help with that, since they write obituaries well in advance, so they can be ready right away. I wouldn't be all that surprised if Peter Jennings had a hand in putting together his own obituary package for ABC News.
Casper really is a great toddler.
Casper really is a great toddler.
She really is! Very bright and sweet and fun and mellow.
Indeed, she toddles well.
or
Reporting live from - stop poking me with that pitchfork, I'm doing the news! - reporting live from the gates of - woah, a three-headed doggie!
I wouldn't be all that surprised if Peter Jennings had a hand in putting together his own obituary package for ABC News.
Of his own choice, you mean?
Indeed, she toddles well.
I absolutely love this verb. And I can easily believe the lovely toddlerocity of Casper (even though I can hardly believe her not having any more babyocity, due to how quickly that change happened).
Of his own choice, you mean?
Yeah. I get the impression that he's something of a control freak -- he apparently was giving critiques of the nightly news every day since he's been sick and off the air.