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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Jesse - Aug 08, 2005 5:38:03 am PDT #6471 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, I am dead. How fucking weird is that? I mean, I have ceased to exist. I'll never be conscious ever again. I mean, fuck!

Alternatively:

Reporting live from the loving arms of the Baby Jesus...

I was always more on the Tom Sawyer (sp?) side of things, of wanting to hear what other people say on the occasion of your own death.

Being in the news business would help with that, since they write obituaries well in advance, so they can be ready right away. I wouldn't be all that surprised if Peter Jennings had a hand in putting together his own obituary package for ABC News.

Theodosia - Aug 08, 2005 5:38:22 am PDT #6472 of 10002

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Casper really is a great toddler.

Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2005 5:39:54 am PDT #6473 of 10002

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Casper really is a great toddler.

She really is! Very bright and sweet and fun and mellow.

DXMachina - Aug 08, 2005 5:41:55 am PDT #6474 of 10002

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Indeed, she toddles well.

tommyrot - Aug 08, 2005 5:42:44 am PDT #6475 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Reporting live from - stop poking me with that pitchfork, I'm doing the news! - reporting live from the gates of - woah, a three-headed doggie!

Nilly - Aug 08, 2005 5:44:02 am PDT #6476 of 10002

Swouncing

I wouldn't be all that surprised if Peter Jennings had a hand in putting together his own obituary package for ABC News.

Of his own choice, you mean?

Indeed, she toddles well.

I absolutely love this verb. And I can easily believe the lovely toddlerocity of Casper (even though I can hardly believe her not having any more babyocity, due to how quickly that change happened).

Jesse - Aug 08, 2005 5:53:32 am PDT #6477 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Of his own choice, you mean?

Yeah. I get the impression that he's something of a control freak -- he apparently was giving critiques of the nightly news every day since he's been sick and off the air.

bon bon - Aug 08, 2005 5:57:30 am PDT #6478 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Here's why I don't want to be covering my own death: My own death is a required condition!

Oh, bon, I answered your Real Genius query a little while back.

I saw that! Very interesting. Congratulations!

Nilly - Aug 08, 2005 5:57:34 am PDT #6479 of 10002

Swouncing

I guess I have such a hard time with the concept of people actually talking about me when I'm not in the same room with them, that even thinking about people talking about me when I'm not in the same liveliness state (or should it be zombiness?) is not something I can wrap my mind around, let alone contemplate taking part in.

Jesse - Aug 08, 2005 5:58:41 am PDT #6480 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

not in the same liveliness state

I'm totally stealing this.

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