Going back a bit... this cracked me up:
Teppy: (whispering) Folks, I've been to Hec's place -- don't be intimidated by the profiles -- it's mostly misguided rantings scribbled on the backs of receipts and paper plates, with an occasional "Size Queen" or "Likes Country Music" wedged in between his plans to replace the National Anthem with something by The Archies.
Hec: Hey! That is my filing system. Everybody uses paper plates, right?
Teppy: Not ones with identifiable thai food still stuck to them...
Hec: Okay, now I see where you're confused. See, the peanut sauce is part of the coding system.
Teppy: What about the mold growing on the plates? Is that part of the coding system, too?
Hec: Have you never worked in an office before? I learned about filing mold back before carbon paper dating.
Okay, let me school you, junior. Short answer: No, mold is not part of the coding system. You need to lubricate your paper plates properly, otherwise when you stack them with combustible information the friction could ignite your synchro-circular files. Having you ever tried filing peanut sauce ashes? T'ain't pretty.
meara: <backing slowly away from Hecubus and El Esteph and the moldy piles of peanut sauce filing>
Um, so...how about those baseball guys?