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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 05, 2005 8:36:12 am PDT #6052 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I wish I'd had a prom! I want a prom theme!

Not if it's that stupid Tevin Campbell friendship song, you don't. t /still bitter


DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 8:36:18 am PDT #6053 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I've never paid attention to the lyrics of "Brand New Key", but I had no idea it was about anything other than rollerskates and keys.

So how about "Push Push (in The Bush)" or "Push It"? Playground roughhousing?


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 8:37:00 am PDT #6054 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not if it's that stupid Tevin Campbell friendship song, you don't.

Which one?

I'm under some delusion it would have been "I Want Your Sex." It's a happy place, up here in my head.


DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 8:37:12 am PDT #6055 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I wish I'd had a prom! I want a prom theme!

"Kinky Reggae" is your official prom theme. Now you need a date. And a prom dress.


Jessica - Aug 05, 2005 8:37:42 am PDT #6056 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is very neat.


Kate P. - Aug 05, 2005 8:37:56 am PDT #6057 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

So how about "Push Push (in The Bush)" or "Push It"? Playground roughhousing?

Of course! Note: I have no idea what I'm talking about, having never heard either of these songs. I think the last time I heard "Brand New Key", I was maybe 12.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 8:38:03 am PDT #6058 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Kinky Reggae" is your official prom theme.

I think you've misplaced my high school.


Jesse - Aug 05, 2005 8:38:36 am PDT #6059 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Which one?

I dunno. I kind of half have it in my head, something about tomorrow being brighter for you and for me? And get up get up get up?

I'm under some delusion it would have been "I Want Your Sex." It's a happy place, up here in my head.

Yeah, that sounds likely.


-t - Aug 05, 2005 8:39:34 am PDT #6060 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Plucked his eyebrows then he was a she."

I think that was "Plucked his eyebrows on the way/Shaved his legs and then he was a she". Now I can't remember who thought s/he was James Dean for a day.

It really is amazing what they'll play on the radio.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 05, 2005 8:39:59 am PDT #6061 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, that sounds likely.

More likely than "Sexy Motherfucker" I'm sure.