Yay! We have a new planet! In our solar system!
Maybe....
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"The Minor Planet mailing list is buzzing with the discovery by an amateur astronomer of a 17th magnitude object 51 astronomical units from the Sun, tentatively designated 2003 EL61. For those not versed in astronomical lingo, this is an object several times brighter than Pluto even though it is 25% farther out from the Sun (the orbit vizualised by JPL). This means that barring a strangely reflective surface, this object is larger than Pluto, possibly Mars-sized! The debate whether Pluto is a planet is likely to get rekindled by this discovery."
I think they should name it... Bob.
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for assault, not for grand theft semi
Assault by grand theft shit-semi sounds like a good plan.
Look, I already had to give up the brontosaurus. I'm not giving up Pluto, and that's final.
We can't give up Pluto, not with its moon with the ultra-cool name Charon!
Pluto's only a planet because it was found too soon. Today it would probably be classified as a Kupier Belt object.
Timing is everything if you want to hit it big.
What happened to the brontosaurus?
I think the fossils that were classified as Brontosaurus were actually from more than one type of dinosaur, mostly from an Apatosaurus.
What happened to the brontosaurus?
Fox decided they wanted to go with dancing dinosaurs.
Bones that they named Apatosaurus were found earlier than bones they named Brotosaurus, and they later figured out it was the same animal. They also figured out they had attached the wrong skull. So what we used to call Brotosaurus is now called Apatosaurus, plus it no longer has the tiny head made famous by animated dinosaurs.