Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jul 29, 2005 5:31:07 am PDT #3989 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

But then we'd be electing folks to Congress based on how well they can handle an AK-47.

Wouldn't they get M-16s?


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 5:32:33 am PDT #3990 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe instead of debates we can have duels.

I suppose that in order to make it broadcast TV safe, they'd need to play paintball. Still, that would make for fun reality TV.


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 5:33:43 am PDT #3991 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wouldn't they get M-16s?

Fine. Be a pedant.

I think 'AK-47' has more of a ring to the average American who's not familiar with infantry weaponry.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 5:33:46 am PDT #3992 of 10002
What is even happening?

Maybe instead of debates we can have duels.

This is what I'm saying.


Volans - Jul 29, 2005 5:35:01 am PDT #3993 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Or we could just send Congress to Iraq - arm them like the soldiers, and put them out room clearing like the soldiers. Whoever comes back after the same tour of duty a soldier does gets to stay in Congress.


Sue - Jul 29, 2005 5:35:46 am PDT #3994 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Canadians are slackers.

Darn tootin'!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 5:35:47 am PDT #3995 of 10002
What is even happening?

Raq, you really ought to get a job at a Think Tank.


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 5:37:10 am PDT #3996 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or we could just send Congress to Iraq

Best. Idea. Ever.

Except those that voted against the war can stay home.


JohnSweden - Jul 29, 2005 5:39:12 am PDT #3997 of 10002
I can't even.

Canadians are slackers.

You would disrespect the ancient and honourable tradition of Simcoe Day? You yanks have no sense of history.

[link]

aka: spend the long weekend at the cottage day


JZ - Jul 29, 2005 5:40:22 am PDT #3998 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Or we could just send Congress to Iraq
Best. Idea. Ever.

Except those that voted against the war can stay home.

::promptly appoints Raq and tommyrot Bosses of EVERYTHING::