Or we could just send Congress to IraqBest. Idea. Ever.
Except those that voted against the war can stay home.
::promptly appoints Raq and tommyrot Bosses of EVERYTHING::
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Jul 29, 2005 5:40:22 am PDT #3998 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 5:41:21 am PDT #3999 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Canadians are slackers.
Yeah. Look at them - sittin' around not workin' on Aug 1 - just sittin' and soakin' up their free healthcare....
Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2005 5:41:44 am PDT #4000 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Americans don't need to make up a holiday for August.
tommyrot - Jul 29, 2005 5:42:19 am PDT #4001 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::promptly appoints Raq and tommyrot Bosses of EVERYTHING::
Yay! Cake and pie for EVERYONE!!!
Megan E. - Jul 29, 2005 5:43:06 am PDT #4002 of 10002
You would disrespect the ancient and honourable tradition of Simcoe Day?
It's Natal Day here, as in the birthday of Halifax. Whoopie.
sarameg - Jul 29, 2005 5:43:26 am PDT #4003 of 10002
You be quiet, Tom. We need EVERY EXCUSE AVAILABLE for extra holidays.
shrift - Jul 29, 2005 5:48:49 am PDT #4004 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hm, how long does it take to drive from Michigan to DC?
I did not hijack the liquid shit truck and drive it to Capitol Hill.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 5:51:51 am PDT #4005 of 10002
What is even happening?
Right.
shrift - Jul 29, 2005 5:53:03 am PDT #4006 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have an alibi.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 5:54:55 am PDT #4007 of 10002
What is even happening?
Right.