There's nothing worse than bestiality, except bestiality puns.
Dude, don't let them cow you.
That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 8:02:34 am PDT #3687 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:02:48 am PDT #3688 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There's nothing worse than bestiality, except bestiality puns
Didn't Oscar Wilde say that?
Anyway, apologies for ramming the pun in there.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:04:02 am PDT #3689 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've been thinking "at least this is better than yesterday's worst-pain rundowns,"
That's also because you're sticking to mammal bestiality. Once you get into ocean life, it gets worse.
::tries to not think about fish tacos::
Why do I seem to remember a case of dolphins sexually assaulting humans (I'm pretty sure they do it to their neighbours)?
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:04:54 am PDT #3690 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's nothing worse than bestiality, except bestiality puns
Didn't Oscar Wilde say that?
I thought he said, "The only thing worse than fucking a sheep is not fucking one."
JohnSweden - Jul 28, 2005 8:04:55 am PDT #3691 of 10002
I can't even.
But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it.
I think the term "stump-broke cattle" applies here.
I think you people are sick enough freaks that you could be elected to office in Texas, and I mean that as a compliment. Oh wait, no I don't.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 8:06:08 am PDT #3692 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm pretty sure they do it to their neighbours
Yes, dolphins will rape other dolphins. Sometimes gang-rape. IIRC, the rapists are dolphins that aren't getting any.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:06:46 am PDT #3693 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
IIRC, the rapists are dolphins that aren't getting any.
So it's about the sex, not the power?
-t - Jul 28, 2005 8:07:45 am PDT #3694 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Why do I seem to remember a case of dolphins sexually assaulting humans (I'm pretty sure they do it to their neighbours)?
I think there was a link to something about that here. Sometime in the last year or so.
Or maybe it was on Scrubs.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:08:24 am PDT #3695 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aha!
NORWEGIAN MAN ACCUSES DOLPHIN OF ATTEMPTED RAPE
Date: 17-Aug-99 10:28 pm
Newspaper: Regular International
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Oslo, Aug 17 Reuters - A Norwegian man is accusing a dolphin of attempted rape.
Norway's top-selling daily Verdens Gang on Tuesday quoted the 28-year-old as saying that the dolphin apparently mistook him for a female after swimming alongside him in the sea off Farsund, south Norway, earlier this month.
The dolphin's penis got caught between the man's swimming costume and his legs before the man, who declined to give his name, managed to clamber back on board his boat.
``The dolphin shoved me forward two or three metres before I got loose,'' he said. ``At first I thought it was a fin...but dolphins don't have fins on their underbellies.''
A friend of the man, a diving instructor who saw the attack, told Verdens Gang that the dolphin ``tried it on with me too, but I was wearing protection -- a wetsuit''.
Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:08:38 am PDT #3696 of 10002
move out and draw fire
A horse can easily do a double-kick to a man's head with his forehooves - that's what warhorses were trained to do. But the horse has to be trained to do it. Unless you stupidly walk into the middle of a stallion fight or something.
If the guy was "catcher" (boggles), then my guess is that ~1200 pounds of weight crashing down on him is what killed him. Unless he had a rig like Catherine the Great was supposed to have used, the horse mounting the puny little man would've been a killer.
When Plei posted this earlier, the article said something like "bestiality is illegal in 30 states" - so that's 20 where it's legal. Does this country make any sense?