So ... in WA, it's okay to boff animals of a certain size or strength?
I think they're saying, "No means no," applies more when it comes to bigger animals.
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
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tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:48:13 am PDT #3662 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:48:55 am PDT #3663 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Then I just figured that the urge to bestiality was too far beyond my ken for me to really have expectations of what would be going on.
Ah, but I can buy the "young guy, looking for any place to stick it" explanation. This is not that.
Well, "hung like a horse" is supposed to be good, no?
There are limits.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:49:10 am PDT #3664 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think they're saying, "No means no," applies more when it comes to bigger animals.
Doesn't look like they care if the horse was into it, though. He doesn't get to say no.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 7:49:22 am PDT #3665 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
So ... in WA, it's okay to boff animals of a certain size or strength? Or if the smaller animals make the first move, it's okay too?
David Cross has a bit about this -- in Texas, sodomy is illegal, but bestiality is legal. As long as, one assumes, it's not a male animal you're screwing.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:50:25 am PDT #3666 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Doesn't look like they care if the horse was into it, though. He doesn't get to say no.
But a horse would be more likely to kick one in the crotch, and more likely to make it hurt.
Unless some sort of horse-bondage were involved.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:50:57 am PDT #3667 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's not a male animal you're screwing.
My brain wandered for a moment to lesbian bestiality, and then ran screaming. Right out of the building, actually.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:51:17 am PDT #3668 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Doesn't look like they care if the horse was into it, though. He doesn't get to say no.
The horse could run off, or kick the guy in the head, or something. Little bunnies have no defenses!!
I can't believe I'm even thinking about this. Thanks a lot, Boucher.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:51:18 am PDT #3669 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unless some sort of horse-bondage were involved.
Or roofies.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:52:17 am PDT #3670 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The horse could run off, or kick the guy in the head, or something
So you're saying all those sheep in NZ want it?
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:53:13 am PDT #3671 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So you're saying all those sheep in NZ want it?
Yes.
No. A single adult can physically control a sheep, can't they? I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.