A rabbi argues that penguins do not fall in love: [link]
Heartless bastard!
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 27, 2005 6:38:32 pm PDT #3589 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - Jul 27, 2005 6:49:52 pm PDT #3590 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Heartless bastard!
I'm sorry, but I can't get irate with anyone who can say:
So let me say defensively at the outset that I love animals, and I particularly love goofy animals like penguins, platypuses, ostriches, giraffes, sloths, armadillos and kangaroos who seem to have been designed by drunken angels on the day God was off making other worlds.
If he'd mentioned echidnas and mole rats too, I'd email him my support.
Kristen - Jul 27, 2005 7:03:27 pm PDT #3591 of 10002
YAY! I can't wait to see everyone.
Also, while looking up some stuff online the other day, I had this odd impulse to go to Vegas for my birthday in October. But only go to LA places while there. It amused me to think about it.
Lee - Jul 27, 2005 7:04:44 pm PDT #3592 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'ma buy you a drink, Kristen.
I think you should do Vegas for your birthday. I hear all the cool kids are.
Cass - Jul 27, 2005 7:11:49 pm PDT #3593 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
If he'd mentioned echidnas and mole rats too, I'd email him my support.If he'd mentioned echindnas and mole rats? I suspect you'd reevaluate that whole straight thing you have going on.
billytea - Jul 27, 2005 7:30:22 pm PDT #3594 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If he'd mentioned echidnas and mole rats? I suspect you'd reevaluate that whole straight thing you have going on.
Y'know, I love echidnas, but I don' t love echidnas, if'n you know what I mean. I'm pretty confident that if I can maintain that distinction with the very source, I can do so with a bewhiskered rabbi.
Cass - Jul 27, 2005 7:35:31 pm PDT #3595 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Even if he's cuddly?
billytea - Jul 27, 2005 7:43:52 pm PDT #3596 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Even if he's cuddly?
As long as he's missing all those innie and outie bits that I like, yes.
Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2005 7:49:55 pm PDT #3597 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You know, he once told me he doesn't love penguins either.
Methinks the Aussie doth protest too much.
billytea - Jul 27, 2005 8:00:20 pm PDT #3598 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Methinks the Aussie doth protest too much.
I went to a speed dating event (women, and drugs! Two of my favourite pastimes!) and told fully half of them when asked about my hobbies that I really love animals. If it gets cold enough. (And yet none of them wanted to see me again! Next time I'm leaving my lucky axe at home.)
The only time I feel the need to make these distinctions is when someone else brings it up. Though, granted, I have petted a penguin since leaving Philly, which is further than I've got with any humans over that time.