I'ma buy you a drink, Kristen.
I think you should do Vegas for your birthday. I hear all the cool kids are.
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I'ma buy you a drink, Kristen.
I think you should do Vegas for your birthday. I hear all the cool kids are.
If he'd mentioned echidnas and mole rats too, I'd email him my support.If he'd mentioned echindnas and mole rats? I suspect you'd reevaluate that whole straight thing you have going on.
If he'd mentioned echidnas and mole rats? I suspect you'd reevaluate that whole straight thing you have going on.
Y'know, I love echidnas, but I don' t love echidnas, if'n you know what I mean. I'm pretty confident that if I can maintain that distinction with the very source, I can do so with a bewhiskered rabbi.
Even if he's cuddly?
Even if he's cuddly?
As long as he's missing all those innie and outie bits that I like, yes.
You know, he once told me he doesn't love penguins either.
Methinks the Aussie doth protest too much.
Methinks the Aussie doth protest too much.
I went to a speed dating event (women, and drugs! Two of my favourite pastimes!) and told fully half of them when asked about my hobbies that I really love animals. If it gets cold enough. (And yet none of them wanted to see me again! Next time I'm leaving my lucky axe at home.)
The only time I feel the need to make these distinctions is when someone else brings it up. Though, granted, I have petted a penguin since leaving Philly, which is further than I've got with any humans over that time.
I want to pet a penquin.
It was only over the sweater fur petting. That's more saying hello than beastiality.
And now that I have assured my spot in the special hell, I should start thinking umfriendly thoughts about actually sleeping.
It was only over thesweaterfur petting. That's more saying hello than beastiality.
As a general rule, I find "Is this closer to saying hello than bestiality" is a reasonable guide to personal behaviour.
(PS: Feathers, not fur.)