Or "Don't Touch This Button."
Then you'd need the "Please don't touch that button again" response.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jul 15, 2005 11:11:48 am PDT #353 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:12:37 am PDT #354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today I am girlie. I've had two sarcastic (left handed, I guess) compliments on my top so far. ("I had to check if the sky was falling. You're wearing colours!" "Red is a colour." "Well, you have a ..." "Limited?" "Standard .. you have a standard palette." "Glad to bust your preconceptions." "I'm glad you did.")
It also has shirring, and an empire waist, and is sort of lilac, and is floaty and for me, extremely delicate. I'm trying to tone down the striding and absent glaring to match it, but it's spotty.
bon bon - Jul 15, 2005 11:12:55 am PDT #355 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
am always nice, playfully so.
And you don't know how you got this reputation...
Tom Scola - Jul 15, 2005 11:14:12 am PDT #356 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
"Don't Touch This Button."
I think that human interface guidelines require that "Don't Touch This Button" buttons be big, shiny, and red.
Theodosia - Jul 15, 2005 11:17:16 am PDT #357 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I think that human interface guidelines require that "Don't Touch This Button" buttons be big, shiny, and red.
And don't forget, located in a prominent place that would be easy to bump or lean into without noticing!
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:18:09 am PDT #358 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And don't forget, located in a prominent place that would be easy to bump or lean into without noticing!
And within easy reach of any passing three year old.
Dana - Jul 15, 2005 11:23:33 am PDT #359 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
And bumping into the button immediately starts a meltdown of the central core with a countdown that displays in big red numbers and is echoed by a dispassionate computerized voice.
Theodosia - Jul 15, 2005 11:25:04 am PDT #360 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Unconnected with any buttons, let me say woo-hoo to Our Sophia, who so very much deserves a better, nicer job and a better nicer boss. Go you!
Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 11:28:45 am PDT #361 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:29:25 am PDT #362 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are there brightly coloured wires, the cutting of which does absolutely nothing?
There totally should be.