I think that human interface guidelines require that "Don't Touch This Button" buttons be big, shiny, and red.
And don't forget, located in a prominent place that would be easy to bump or lean into without noticing!
Just keep walking, preacher-man.
River ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jul 15, 2005 11:17:16 am PDT #357 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:18:09 am PDT #358 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And don't forget, located in a prominent place that would be easy to bump or lean into without noticing!
And within easy reach of any passing three year old.
Dana - Jul 15, 2005 11:23:33 am PDT #359 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
And bumping into the button immediately starts a meltdown of the central core with a countdown that displays in big red numbers and is echoed by a dispassionate computerized voice.
Theodosia - Jul 15, 2005 11:25:04 am PDT #360 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Unconnected with any buttons, let me say woo-hoo to Our Sophia, who so very much deserves a better, nicer job and a better nicer boss. Go you!
Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 11:28:45 am PDT #361 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:29:25 am PDT #362 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are there brightly coloured wires, the cutting of which does absolutely nothing?
There totally should be.
msbelle - Jul 15, 2005 11:30:09 am PDT #363 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bon bon bon bon bon bon bon.
sarameg - Jul 15, 2005 11:31:01 am PDT #364 of 10002
msbelle's skipping! Someone nudge her!
Calli - Jul 15, 2005 11:31:41 am PDT #365 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
-->msbelle
Let's see if that helps.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 11:32:47 am PDT #366 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If that doesn't, maybe this will:
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