Summer is the reason I occasionally have to stop watching the show, because I am irrationally invested in her happiness, and therefore, when something comes up to make her unhappy, I must quit watching before my irk grows unreasonable.

The crazy fen should learn from me.

It's a much happier mental place.

Oh, I forgot, big event today. The bar turns 9. 9 years of depravity, drunkenness, debauchery and other fun d words.

other fun d words.

I'm still caught up in Dodgeball, so all I can think of is the 5 D's of the game: dodge, d...., d...., d....., and dodge.

Also, can someone convince me that I do not need to wear the brand new white dress to the anniversary party? I'm smitten with myself in it, but I know it will all end in tears.

The National Weather Service is being weird again. There's another flash flood warning for LA and Ventura counties. In effect until 3 PM. Then I go and look at the hourly weather breakdown.

1 PM chance of precipitation 0%
2 PM chance of precipitation 0%
3 PM chance of precipitation 0%

How does one have a flash flood without, you know, water?

Is it a pee flood?

ewww

Will the dress be salvagable when inevitabley someone drinking something with cranberry spills it all over you? The answer to this might be the answer as to whether or not you should wear the smitten-y white.

Congratulations to Mr. H's bar-versary!

and other fun d words.

Drugs, doxies, doggy style, delirium, D-cups, dandyism...

A beer flood?

Boston once had a molasses flood.