Also, can someone convince me that I do not need to wear the brand new white dress to the anniversary party? I'm smitten with myself in it, but I know it will all end in tears.
'War Stories'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The National Weather Service is being weird again. There's another flash flood warning for LA and Ventura counties. In effect until 3 PM. Then I go and look at the hourly weather breakdown.
1 PM chance of precipitation 0%
2 PM chance of precipitation 0%
3 PM chance of precipitation 0%
How does one have a flash flood without, you know, water?
Is it a pee flood?
ewww
Will the dress be salvagable when inevitabley someone drinking something with cranberry spills it all over you? The answer to this might be the answer as to whether or not you should wear the smitten-y white.
Congratulations to Mr. H's bar-versary!
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Drugs, doxies, doggy style, delirium, D-cups, dandyism...
A beer flood?
Boston once had a molasses flood.
Will the dress be salvagable when inevitabley someone drinking something with cranberry spills it all over you? The answer to this might be the answer as to whether or not you should wear the smitten-y white.
It's not a material that would be hard to get that out of, but the spillage usually happens about 10 minutes into me being there. One year I had on cute little olive shorts and an off-white crochet top. 15 minutes in, I got beer dumped all over me. I did run home and change.
Actually, I think I won't wear the white dress, because I'm remembering something in the invites about waterguns.
Drugs, doxies, doggy style, delirium, D-cups, dandyism...
Yup, exactly!
How does one have a flash flood without, you know, water?
In LA? Liquid smog.
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge, I think.
Haven't seen it recently enough to know for sure, though.