On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Jul 21, 2005 8:07:29 am PDT #1810 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Damn. I'm having a lot of trouble searching for the 80% porn thing (predictable, given the presence of "porn" in the search terms) but it sounds interesting!


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2005 8:09:33 am PDT #1811 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Damn. I'm having a lot of trouble searching for the 80% porn thing (predictable, given the presence of "porn" in the search terms)

Yeah, I can see that being difficult to search for. I've heard that 80% of the Internet is porn.


Lyra Jane - Jul 21, 2005 8:11:48 am PDT #1812 of 10002
Up with the sun

Emily, I remember the 80% porn thing too. It's several years back, maybe late '90's. I think one of the "authors" either was a pornographer, or later became one, and the academic credentials were iffy. The magazine cover was kind of famous -- it was a kid with an eerie blue computer monitor glow on his face.

Of course, I can't remember any Googleable details.

There was an intelligence test that asked what you should do if you're in line for something and someone cuts in front of you. The correct answer is that you should tell the person to get out of line. Supposedly, someone of Chinese background would do nothing, as s/he would assume that if someone cut in line they must have an important reason to do so.

Good lord. I would fail that question because, most of the time, I'd rather wait an extra minute than get into a confrontation with a stranger.


bon bon - Jul 21, 2005 8:13:03 am PDT #1813 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Neilsen Media Research recently released a press... release showing that "people meters" had a dramatic impact on ratings for African-American viewership, as opposed to set-top boxes, something along the lines of a 40% difference. It's not clear why their methodology is flawed, but it seems clear that one or both are misrepresenting black viewership in the ratings.


Lyra Jane - Jul 21, 2005 8:14:40 am PDT #1814 of 10002
Up with the sun

Emily, this is the original article. (You have to pay to read the whole thing, though I bet it's on Lexis-Nexis.)

Edit: And here is some debunking.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2005 8:15:15 am PDT #1815 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn. I'm having a lot of trouble searching for the 80% porn thing (predicta

Try this:

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or this:

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or this (pdf, starting on page 10):

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I googled for 'time magazine internet study' (without the quotes)


Lyra Jane - Jul 21, 2005 8:17:52 am PDT #1816 of 10002
Up with the sun

tommyrot, we should fight crime together through Googlefu.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2005 8:20:06 am PDT #1817 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, we should fight crime together through Googlefu.

Heh. That made me laugh outloud (good thing my bosses weren't nearby).

Anyway, the best strategy is probably to not use "porn" in your google at all.


DXMachina - Jul 21, 2005 8:22:40 am PDT #1818 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

tommyrot, we should fight crime together through Googlefu.

He's a midwestern computer geek and connoisseur of vintage automobiles and penguins. She's an east coast journalist and fan of new music and fanfic. They fight crime.


Lyra Jane - Jul 21, 2005 8:24:28 am PDT #1819 of 10002
Up with the sun

the best strategy is probably to not use "porn" in your google at all.

I used "time magazine computers porn children cover" for the article and "Time cyberporn debunk" to get to the hotwired page. But your advice is probably good in general.