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'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jul 19, 2005 11:27:11 am PDT #1235 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not only have I never put eggs in lasagna, I've never seen a recipe that suggested I should. Maybe my mother protected me from such things with her anti-egg-ness, somehow. But she was also anti-ricotta cheese. Anyway, it sounds gross and I am going to be more suspicious of all baked pastas in the future.

I like PF CHang's food just fine, but the one near me is at the mall. It's bad enough going to the restaurants that are on the edges of the mall parking lot, PF Chang's is right in there next to Old Navy, and I find that unsettling.


Dana - Jul 19, 2005 11:27:24 am PDT #1236 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is that really the impression of Houston yo want me to have?

Well, no. We have much better restaurants, so decide if you want Mexican or Vietnamese or Indian or Sicilian or Japanese or South American.


Jessica - Jul 19, 2005 11:28:25 am PDT #1237 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm guessing you've never been to a Chuck E. Cheese's then?

Not since I was 4, no.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2005 11:29:36 am PDT #1238 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I grudgingly tolerate Chuck E Cheese's because they have skeeball. I will do anything for skeeball.

t /skeeball whore


Jessica - Jul 19, 2005 11:29:58 am PDT #1239 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not only have I never put eggs in lasagna, I've never seen a recipe that suggested I should.

My standard lasagne recipe.

The eggs just give the ricotta mixture a little structure. You can't taste egg in it at all.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 19, 2005 11:31:18 am PDT #1240 of 10002
What is even happening?

Eggs? In lasagna? Why?

Um, because the Italians say to? You beat the eggs then combine with the ricotta and stuff for the filling. I think it supposedly helps makes the filling fluffier.

Ah. I see. The cottage cheese lasagne I had didn't have none o' that fancy foreign stuff in it.

Hee.

Good lasagna filling, bastardized ('cause I can) from The North End Italian Cookbook, by Marguerite Dimino Buonopane:

2 lbs Ricotta
3 eggs
3/4 C freshly grated Parmesean or Romano cheese (I use a combo)
Garlic to taste (I use fresh, probably 3 cloves, start with one if you're timid)
1/4 C chopped, fresh parsley
salt and pepper to taste

Mix it all together, and that's your filling.

You need to reserve another 3/4 C of grated cheese for the layering, and will also need 1 lb Shredded Mozzarella.

Cook your lasanga noodles (feh on that no boil business). Make a meat sauce (more sensible than layering a layer of ground beef, and then a layer of sauce). Italian sausage is nice along with the ground beef.

The Layering:
Put a thin layer of meat sauce on the bottom of the lasagna pan. Then a layer of noodles. Then a layer of meat sauce. Then a layer of the ricotta filling mixture (about 1/3 of it). Then sprinkle about 1/4 cup of grated cheese. Then about 1/4lb of the Shredded Mozzarella.

Repeat 'til you're out of stuff. Top with sauce, grated cheese, and the shredded Mozzarella. Bake at 350 for about 45 minutes. Let rest 15 minutes before serving.

Now I'm hungry.


Jessica - Jul 19, 2005 11:31:42 am PDT #1241 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It was the Chef's Table here.

That sounds amazing.

[eta:

Cook your lasanga noodles (feh on that no boil business).

Okay, seriously people -- regular lasagne noodles do NOT require pre-cooking! There is enough moisture in the lasagne to cook them just fine as is. Really.]


Nutty - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:34 am PDT #1242 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I put egg into ricotta because ricotta is hard to spread if you don't. Okay, I tend to prefer low-fat ricotta, which I am sure makes a difference. But high-fat cheeses make me go ugh. I also put in all the extra stuff I can think of, which at my house is usually spices and mushrooms.

I have suddenly turned into Miss Dragass at work. Which is a pity, because I think I have to stay here till like 8pm. Hope poptarts help.


sarameg - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:44 am PDT #1243 of 10002

Aiiieee. Some things I cannot lie effectively about. Getting asked point blank about veracity of a rumor about coworker's fate is one of them. At least by someone who has worked with me all this time and him longer than I. My nonanswer gave it away.


Fred Pete - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:53 am PDT #1244 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

One advantage of Indian restaurants -- not overchained yet.