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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 19, 2005 11:31:18 am PDT #1240 of 10002
What is even happening?

Eggs? In lasagna? Why?

Um, because the Italians say to? You beat the eggs then combine with the ricotta and stuff for the filling. I think it supposedly helps makes the filling fluffier.

Ah. I see. The cottage cheese lasagne I had didn't have none o' that fancy foreign stuff in it.

Hee.

Good lasagna filling, bastardized ('cause I can) from The North End Italian Cookbook, by Marguerite Dimino Buonopane:

2 lbs Ricotta
3 eggs
3/4 C freshly grated Parmesean or Romano cheese (I use a combo)
Garlic to taste (I use fresh, probably 3 cloves, start with one if you're timid)
1/4 C chopped, fresh parsley
salt and pepper to taste

Mix it all together, and that's your filling.

You need to reserve another 3/4 C of grated cheese for the layering, and will also need 1 lb Shredded Mozzarella.

Cook your lasanga noodles (feh on that no boil business). Make a meat sauce (more sensible than layering a layer of ground beef, and then a layer of sauce). Italian sausage is nice along with the ground beef.

The Layering:
Put a thin layer of meat sauce on the bottom of the lasagna pan. Then a layer of noodles. Then a layer of meat sauce. Then a layer of the ricotta filling mixture (about 1/3 of it). Then sprinkle about 1/4 cup of grated cheese. Then about 1/4lb of the Shredded Mozzarella.

Repeat 'til you're out of stuff. Top with sauce, grated cheese, and the shredded Mozzarella. Bake at 350 for about 45 minutes. Let rest 15 minutes before serving.

Now I'm hungry.


Jessica - Jul 19, 2005 11:31:42 am PDT #1241 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It was the Chef's Table here.

That sounds amazing.

[eta:

Cook your lasanga noodles (feh on that no boil business).

Okay, seriously people -- regular lasagne noodles do NOT require pre-cooking! There is enough moisture in the lasagne to cook them just fine as is. Really.]


Nutty - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:34 am PDT #1242 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I put egg into ricotta because ricotta is hard to spread if you don't. Okay, I tend to prefer low-fat ricotta, which I am sure makes a difference. But high-fat cheeses make me go ugh. I also put in all the extra stuff I can think of, which at my house is usually spices and mushrooms.

I have suddenly turned into Miss Dragass at work. Which is a pity, because I think I have to stay here till like 8pm. Hope poptarts help.


sarameg - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:44 am PDT #1243 of 10002

Aiiieee. Some things I cannot lie effectively about. Getting asked point blank about veracity of a rumor about coworker's fate is one of them. At least by someone who has worked with me all this time and him longer than I. My nonanswer gave it away.


Fred Pete - Jul 19, 2005 11:32:53 am PDT #1244 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

One advantage of Indian restaurants -- not overchained yet.


juliana - Jul 19, 2005 11:33:11 am PDT #1245 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Buca di Beppo actually started here as Buca's (they added the "di Beppo" when they decided to go national) not too far from where I live. I actually like eating there, but I think that the outlier restaurants are a little more focused on the enforced fun aspect. It is raucous, but they're really good to large groups.

There's even a table in the kitchen, which, to me, would mean FREE MEAL. It's not a treat to be put in the kitchen, folks. It's punishment.

I've paid $100 to sit at the chef's table (in a different restaurant). It's great.


brenda m - Jul 19, 2005 11:34:33 am PDT #1246 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Gah. Now I need Italian food.


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2005 11:34:36 am PDT #1247 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That sounds amazing.

They had pictures of the chefs on the menus. Not photos -- paintings. And we had our own waiter the whole night through (he ended up getting my number, that's how good he was). The food was breathtaking.


Steph L. - Jul 19, 2005 11:34:55 am PDT #1248 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's even a table in the kitchen, which, to me, would mean FREE MEAL. It's not a treat to be put in the kitchen, folks. It's punishment.

I've paid $100 to sit at the chef's table (in a different restaurant). It's great.

Amendment: I meant that sitting in Buca di Beppo's kitchen would be punishment. An actual non-agonizing restaurant would be a different thing.


ChiKat - Jul 19, 2005 11:38:32 am PDT #1249 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Buca di Beppo can be a lot of fun with a group of people who all enjoy embracing the cheese factor. I had a great time there (in the Pope Room!) with a group from my church.

Olive Garden's food is okay for what it is (faux Italian), but I refuse to eat there. I have never EVER had good service there and have more often than not had spectacularly bad service. I was even accused of being racist when I complained about my waitress. I don't like her because she brought the wrong thing 3 times, not because she's black. I will never go back.