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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Jul 15, 2005 6:39:30 am PDT #998 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I've always gotten my hair cut by my sister, who is a hairdresser. Except now she's moving out of the area, and I have to find someone new to cut my hair.

I have no idea how much I should pay for a haircut.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 15, 2005 6:39:50 am PDT #999 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, I like that really short one, too, Jess.

Thanks, Chi, -t, Jess, and everyone. Right now, I'm feeling okay, which is weird, but I'll take it. Right now, I feel good enough, that I feel badly dh stayed home. I may just eat something and go to bed though, rather than pressing my luck.


Lee - Jul 15, 2005 6:39:57 am PDT #1000 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

along with this one,

I recognize that one!

I like the first one more for you though.


Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 6:44:32 am PDT #1001 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I like the first one more for you though.

I do too, but my hair's already shorter than the picture, so it's not 100% doable. My plan is to bring in both and say "#1 is closer to what I want, but #2 is closer to what my hair will actually DO. Find a happy medium and make me pretty."


-t - Jul 15, 2005 6:48:24 am PDT #1002 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good plan, Jess.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2005 6:51:51 am PDT #1003 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I have, in fact, made my own wrinkle releaser after hearing about Trudy's Mom's success at homebrew

What ratios of water to fabric softener do you use?

Oh, man. I can't remember. Try googling "homemade wrinkle releaser" -- that's how I found the ratio I use.


meara - Jul 15, 2005 6:54:36 am PDT #1004 of 10001

If you can, get yourself some throat spray that numbs you up. It makes eating possible, if weird.

Sadly, have some already, but my throat is so *swollen* is the problem. Am going to try to have some soup in a minute, I think. Managed to down an ice cream sandwich about 2AM last night (my sleep schedule being all KINDS of off right now...)

Cindy! Feel better. Am amused by the image of having children to do your bidding. (I know it doesn't usually work like that).

No virtual smoochies here today

No! Because smoochies might spread the evil GERMS. BOOOO, GERMS.

I love those pictures of haricuts, Jess, but I know if I tried to get my hair done like that first one, it'd make me crazy--I loooove how the messy haircuts look, but in practice I end up unable to make my hair do that without making myself mad! I can see how it would look good on you!


Maria - Jul 15, 2005 7:03:00 am PDT #1005 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

meara! Cindy! I will be wild and reckless and give you both "get well" smooches. To hell with the germs!

I met a guy named "Sir" once. I thought that was super-weird. Apparently his dad was in the military--dunno if that had something to do with it. But--calling your kid "Sir"??

Heh. The daughter of a friend of ours named her child "Princecharming." Yes, it's all one word, and now you're thinking what could be worse? The poor kid's nickname--"Boo."

The father insisted on this unique naming convention. It seems that every last person in his family has a name that begins with "King" or "Queen" or "Duke" or "Prince" or "Princess."

I don't get these kind of people.


Cass - Jul 15, 2005 7:04:08 am PDT #1006 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I had two goldfish named Sushi and Sashimi.
Mine were betas... I figured if they were clearly identified, I wouldn't be so broken up later. After all, it was right there on the label.

Feel better meara and Cindy. I think I am missing someone else who is sick too. Um, definitely Stephanie who also gets bar-ma (typed bra-ma but it sounds like the BF thing is going fine, so bar~ma it is.)

Slept (or, rather, really didn't) for crap last night but I don't feel especially rotten today. Of course still being in my jammies with coffee helps mightily. I was feeling pre-migrainey last night but I dosed with meds, removed everything with any scent from my room and put my sleeping mask on. Seems to have helped with the oogies if not actually letting me sleep much.

Ever have one of those strange dreams with family and friends in it that seems completely AU when you first wake up (or while you are still dreaming) but then you think about it and realize that, no, those people are just that strange and while their actions weren't exactly taken from real-life their personalities, motivations, charms and flaws were? [Not yet enough coffee obviously to defeat the mighty runonandon sentence.]


brenda m - Jul 15, 2005 7:09:23 am PDT #1007 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I met a guy named "Sir" once. I thought that was super-weird. Apparently his dad was in the military--dunno if that had something to do with it. But--calling your kid "Sir"??

There was an old man in my neighborhood growing up who was known as Sir Hugh (long story) and his St. Bernard was "Wee Pup Excalibur."