Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

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Calli - Jul 15, 2005 6:08:15 am PDT #981 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Something larger than a punt dog, but smaller than a collie.

What sort of dogs does your mom like, Maidengurl? High energy? Laid back? If she likes the more energetic dogs, I believe there are some terriers in the size range you mentioned. There are loads of terriers in my neighborhood.

I'm more of a retriever person m'self, and I've been looking into the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever. They're smaller than labs and goldies, but seem to have a similar personality.

ETA: Get well, sick Bitches! I hope all the germs take the weekend off.


-t - Jul 15, 2005 6:08:35 am PDT #982 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, Cindy, that sounds terribly unpleasant. I hope it passes soon.


sumi - Jul 15, 2005 6:10:58 am PDT #983 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Tollers. Not at all like labs and goldens.

They are for the most part, one person dogs. Also, extremely busy. Like a brit or a Border Collie.

They also scream.

Are (for the most part) not nearly so biddable as a lab, golden or any of the other 4 retrievers.

Of course, this is just my opinion.


SuziQ - Jul 15, 2005 6:11:05 am PDT #984 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Calli - she needs something a little more laid back. She had adopted a Collie who ended up being too much for her. He got everything off the counters, would run her up a tree when they went for walks...too much. But she doesn't want a little bitty thing either.

Health~ma to thems that need it.


Laura - Jul 15, 2005 6:13:55 am PDT #985 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No virtual smoochies here today. Healthy vibes headed where needed.


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 6:14:39 am PDT #986 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Vibing for Bitch health...though not too much or we won't have anything to talk about. Mom is having a haircut this morning, after giving up the thought of long hair forever and realizing she can't cut her own.


beathen - Jul 15, 2005 6:15:51 am PDT #987 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

{{{Bitches}}} - Germs, germs, go away, don't come back EVER AGAIN!


Nora Deirdre - Jul 15, 2005 6:16:14 am PDT #988 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I met a guy named "Sir" once. I thought that was super-weird. Apparently his dad was in the military--dunno if that had something to do with it. But--calling your kid "Sir"??

during our moving process we dealt with a contractor that was named Joseph Guy. Joe Guy! It, er, amused me at the time.

Aw, man, feel better meara and Cindy!


Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 6:19:29 am PDT #989 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Health vibes for meara and Cindy!

I'm trying to find a picture of the hairstyle I want, and it's driving me bonkers. I found one once, two cuts ago, that was perfect, but I can't remember what site it was from.


Anne W. - Jul 15, 2005 6:20:02 am PDT #990 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{meara}}} {{{Cindy}}} {{{anyone else who needs health~ma}}}

In college, I had two goldfish named Sushi and Sashimi. Favorite fish ever was named Sir Oliver Microfiche (he was a minnow rescued from my junior-high lab and he lived a long and happy life in a mayonnaise-jar pseudo-pond.)

Once my work situation gets stabilized, I'm hoping to get a dog. Something little, that the cat can lord over.