I don't think I can contribute to the Buffista cookbook. My recipes are like "Put some burrito seasoning and picante sauce and cheese on a chicken breast and stick it in the oven. It will come out suitable to eat" and "Make a quesadilla, but put in turkey slices and picante sauce! It will be suitable to eat."
So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith ,'Get It Done'
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Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:23:38 am PDT #9739 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
vw bug - Aug 31, 2005 6:31:31 am PDT #9740 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
PC, can I put those in just for the fun of it?
Deena - Aug 31, 2005 6:32:18 am PDT #9741 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
They can go in with my cheesy 'tato dogs. Hee.
Fred Pete - Aug 31, 2005 6:33:39 am PDT #9742 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
P-C, I may send in my father's recipe for franks and beans. Which is basically, "Cook franks. Add beans and pineapple."
You certainly meet that standard.
vw bug - Aug 31, 2005 6:36:13 am PDT #9743 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
As Deena said, we've got everything from her cheesy 'tato dogs to Deb's fancy recipes. We want it ALL! 'Cause we're greedy like that.
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:36:20 am PDT #9744 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
PC, can I put those in just for the fun of it?
Can there be profanity? I mean, I can de-profane it, but a few days ago, I did write out a "recipe" for Chicken à la Polter-Cow, and I will retrieve it once the TWoP forums come back up.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 6:39:53 am PDT #9745 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's my recipee:
Add food to the heat-thingie. It's best to put food in some sort of heat-proof container first.
Remove food when it is "done." Eat.
To accelerate the process, food may instead be bombarded with electromagnetic radiation of the microwave spectrum.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 31, 2005 6:42:23 am PDT #9746 of 10001
What is even happening?
We could name that section: Rice in a Tube A La Sean, and Other College Boy Anti-Starvation Tactics
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:46:53 am PDT #9747 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh! Guys! Did I tell you I totally made fettucine alfredo WITH CHICKEN all by myself? I just followed the instructions on the box with the cutting up of the chicken (AND OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE A SKILLET WHO KNEW?!) and the putting on the stove and I sprinkled on some oregano for kicks and then I put the seasoning packet thing in and the pasta and it TOTALLY WORKED.
Jessica - Aug 31, 2005 6:48:43 am PDT #9748 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
It's best to put food in some sort of heat-proof container first.
The boys at the Reality Food Network could have used that advice.
(Watch the sushi ep! The rice catches FIRE!)