I don't think I can contribute to the Buffista cookbook. My recipes are like "Put some burrito seasoning and picante sauce and cheese on a chicken breast and stick it in the oven. It will come out suitable to eat" and "Make a quesadilla, but put in turkey slices and picante sauce! It will be suitable to eat."
I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.
Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:23:38 am PDT #9739 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
vw bug - Aug 31, 2005 6:31:31 am PDT #9740 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
PC, can I put those in just for the fun of it?
Deena - Aug 31, 2005 6:32:18 am PDT #9741 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
They can go in with my cheesy 'tato dogs. Hee.
Fred Pete - Aug 31, 2005 6:33:39 am PDT #9742 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
P-C, I may send in my father's recipe for franks and beans. Which is basically, "Cook franks. Add beans and pineapple."
You certainly meet that standard.
vw bug - Aug 31, 2005 6:36:13 am PDT #9743 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
As Deena said, we've got everything from her cheesy 'tato dogs to Deb's fancy recipes. We want it ALL! 'Cause we're greedy like that.
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:36:20 am PDT #9744 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
PC, can I put those in just for the fun of it?
Can there be profanity? I mean, I can de-profane it, but a few days ago, I did write out a "recipe" for Chicken à la Polter-Cow, and I will retrieve it once the TWoP forums come back up.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2005 6:39:53 am PDT #9745 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's my recipee:
Add food to the heat-thingie. It's best to put food in some sort of heat-proof container first.
Remove food when it is "done." Eat.
To accelerate the process, food may instead be bombarded with electromagnetic radiation of the microwave spectrum.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 31, 2005 6:42:23 am PDT #9746 of 10001
What is even happening?
We could name that section: Rice in a Tube A La Sean, and Other College Boy Anti-Starvation Tactics
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2005 6:46:53 am PDT #9747 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh! Guys! Did I tell you I totally made fettucine alfredo WITH CHICKEN all by myself? I just followed the instructions on the box with the cutting up of the chicken (AND OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE A SKILLET WHO KNEW?!) and the putting on the stove and I sprinkled on some oregano for kicks and then I put the seasoning packet thing in and the pasta and it TOTALLY WORKED.
Jessica - Aug 31, 2005 6:48:43 am PDT #9748 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's best to put food in some sort of heat-proof container first.
The boys at the Reality Food Network could have used that advice.
(Watch the sushi ep! The rice catches FIRE!)