Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 4:58:27 pm PDT #931 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Umfriends! Umfriends for all!


Cashmere - Jul 14, 2005 4:58:53 pm PDT #932 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm three minutes away from winning some cute Elmo toys on Ebay for Owen. If my bid doesn't get hijacked in the last few seconds.


billytea - Jul 14, 2005 4:59:40 pm PDT #933 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The rest is up to you, young man. I'd recommend you start by correcting your gravely erroneous opinion on the serial comma. Your parents, God and Ayn Rand agree.

See, for me this is the most compelling argument against the serial comma. Because it's easy to work out the actual meaning, and meanwhile it also makes possible one of the funniest COMMs ever.

Yay for the speed dating. I can't imagine women not ticking your box. And by ticking your box, I mean...well, I just actually meant ticking your box.

Well, it'll be a nice little ego-boost if I get a number of matches. But I am starting to worry about juggling my schedule if too many say yes. And I'm booked into another speed dating event tomorrow night too. You know, one glaring error in those online dating sites is that under 'what sort of relationship are you looking for', they never provide the option 'Harem'.


Cashmere - Jul 14, 2005 5:07:11 pm PDT #934 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You know, one glaring error in those online dating sites is that under 'what sort of relationship are you looking for', they never provide the option 'Harem'.

Oh, I'm sure there are some sites like that out there somewhere.

The Elmo toys are ours!


billytea - Jul 14, 2005 5:09:11 pm PDT #935 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Elmo toys are ours!

Woot!


meara - Jul 14, 2005 5:09:39 pm PDT #936 of 10001

Heh. Working on that

Oh ARE you? t raised eyebrow Good to hear. :)

And I'm booked into another speed dating event tomorrow night too.

Dude, you're SERIAL speed dater!! Trying to meet ALL the women in your town, are you? :)

Cindy, fear not--I've run out of pain meds in the house, so am not ODing on any of them. Will stick with gargle-y things for now. Stupid throat.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2005 5:11:49 pm PDT #937 of 10001

Salt, meara. I posted other stuff in you lj.

billytea actually makes dating sound.... fun.

Not enough to convince me of the error of my no-dating stance, but...he gives it a run for the money.


billytea - Jul 14, 2005 5:11:50 pm PDT #938 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dude, you're SERIAL speed dater!! Trying to meet ALL the women in your town, are you? :)

I am! I at least want the number of Melbourne women I've encountered to outnumber the Russian women looking to "make loving family" with me.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2005 5:26:12 pm PDT #939 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Heh. Working on that

Oh ARE you?

In my own pokey way, yes.

Oh! I meant to tell you, the girl I met last night (the cross between Jen and Natalie Portman -- yum) is a drag king, or at least is going to start performing soon. And thanks to Indy, I was able to chat about general drag king stuff for a while.


billytea - Jul 14, 2005 6:04:02 pm PDT #940 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, I've heard back on my mutual matches. There shall be no scheduling dilemmas; apparently out of the seven women I ticked, none of them responded in kind.

Huh. That was unexpected.