I'm three minutes away from winning some cute Elmo toys on Ebay for Owen. If my bid doesn't get hijacked in the last few seconds.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The rest is up to you, young man. I'd recommend you start by correcting your gravely erroneous opinion on the serial comma. Your parents, God and Ayn Rand agree.
See, for me this is the most compelling argument against the serial comma. Because it's easy to work out the actual meaning, and meanwhile it also makes possible one of the funniest COMMs ever.
Yay for the speed dating. I can't imagine women not ticking your box. And by ticking your box, I mean...well, I just actually meant ticking your box.
Well, it'll be a nice little ego-boost if I get a number of matches. But I am starting to worry about juggling my schedule if too many say yes. And I'm booked into another speed dating event tomorrow night too. You know, one glaring error in those online dating sites is that under 'what sort of relationship are you looking for', they never provide the option 'Harem'.
You know, one glaring error in those online dating sites is that under 'what sort of relationship are you looking for', they never provide the option 'Harem'.
Oh, I'm sure there are some sites like that out there somewhere.
The Elmo toys are ours!
The Elmo toys are ours!
Woot!
Heh. Working on that
Oh ARE you? t raised eyebrow Good to hear. :)
And I'm booked into another speed dating event tomorrow night too.
Dude, you're SERIAL speed dater!! Trying to meet ALL the women in your town, are you? :)
Cindy, fear not--I've run out of pain meds in the house, so am not ODing on any of them. Will stick with gargle-y things for now. Stupid throat.
Salt, meara. I posted other stuff in you lj.
billytea actually makes dating sound.... fun.
Not enough to convince me of the error of my no-dating stance, but...he gives it a run for the money.
Dude, you're SERIAL speed dater!! Trying to meet ALL the women in your town, are you? :)
I am! I at least want the number of Melbourne women I've encountered to outnumber the Russian women looking to "make loving family" with me.
Heh. Working on that
Oh ARE you?
In my own pokey way, yes.
Oh! I meant to tell you, the girl I met last night (the cross between Jen and Natalie Portman -- yum) is a drag king, or at least is going to start performing soon. And thanks to Indy, I was able to chat about general drag king stuff for a while.
Well, I've heard back on my mutual matches. There shall be no scheduling dilemmas; apparently out of the seven women I ticked, none of them responded in kind.
Huh. That was unexpected.
So much insanity in one city is a sad thing. Poor Melbourne.