Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Aug 28, 2005 7:12:44 pm PDT #9290 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I love Ozzie. He's such a big silly cuddlebunny.


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2005 7:35:59 pm PDT #9291 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The cats have now convinced Dan's mother that they are being deliberately starved to death, and have never been fed. I don't know if they have asked her to stage an intervention or just call the Animal Cops.

Better that than my cat, who feels the need to scratch at the side of the mattress EVERY FUCKING MORNING AT 5 FUCKING AM to be fed. Even though he has dry food in his bowl. EVen though a two hour wait until 7 a.m. wouldn't kill the fat bastard.

Sorry. I love my cat. Just not at 5 a.m. when I know the baby's going to be up at 6:30.


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2005 7:45:45 pm PDT #9292 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Poor mistreated Ozzie. ::sigh::

I have no cats. My husband often complains that he's hungry, though, because of that silly speedy metabolism of his. If he'd sit on the couch and watch TV like a normal person, instead of all that triathlon training, he wouldn't have this problem.


billytea - Aug 28, 2005 7:46:45 pm PDT #9293 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hee. I just pimped San Diego to someone at work. To no good purpose, but still.


Scrappy - Aug 28, 2005 7:46:51 pm PDT #9294 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My cat does that, only he scratches at my shoulder. At least he USED to, until I took to answering him with a quick spritz with the water bottle I now keep on the night table. Now he only does it once every ten days or so, when he needs a "refresher."


Jen - Aug 28, 2005 7:51:28 pm PDT #9295 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

And happy birthday to you, too, meara! If you were in Boston right now I would totally give you your birthday spanking.


Lee - Aug 28, 2005 7:53:50 pm PDT #9296 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Jen!

(Is it today?)


sj - Aug 28, 2005 7:54:01 pm PDT #9297 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday to meara and Jen!!!


Jen - Aug 28, 2005 8:23:52 pm PDT #9298 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

It is today, as is meara's. I get to share a birthday with the hottest drag king in DC! I'm a lucky girl.


Cass - Aug 28, 2005 8:26:11 pm PDT #9299 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I get to share a birthday with the hottest drag king in DC! I'm a lucky girl.
And she gets to share with you. Trying to figure out who is luckier? Unpossible.

Happy birthday to you both!